Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

Motel, Hotel, Holiday Inn — If your girl starts acting up, then you take her friend, to ...
Beowulf Gravity Suites
We crank up the gravity. You crank up the sweets.

Operation Manual: Enter planet of origin. Gravity will automatically crank up to 1.69 that of your normal planet's gravity for 69 minutes. Then gravity will be cranked down to half your planet's gravity. At that point ... jump her bones! —Be-A-Wolf

Chief, "Good posts! But then


http://jlechuga.deviantart.com/art/We-re-All-Mad-Here-434577145 "

Mange, <Yep! But did you have to invite the Cheshire Cat? He's so retiring.>

Poker & Mange

The first golf course on Sphinx was frought with problems. Treecats were amassing in force ... seems someone told them there was a treacherous dogleg to be found.

Chief, "Another intellectual joke:



Mange <He looks like he floated into the bar.>

Poker & Mange

pokermind wrote:Chief, "Another intellectual joke:



Mange <He looks like he floated into the bar.>

Poker & Mange

Treecats have formed a band, GUITAR GOD having watched an Old Earth video of the greatest drummers.
Their extra limbs have proved rather "instrumental" in their renown success, playing sold out venues in several systems. They have garnered a huge following of groupies. Scalpers are making a killing.


Cat Van Halen on guitar. No need for a guitar pic, four built-in. What riffs!
Cat "keyboard God" Wakeman
Cat "Blinding Sticks" Bonham on drums


You see, we didn’t pick these guys because they played the fastest single-stroke rolls or the most limb-twisting polyrhythms in history (though some of them have). No. We tried to compile the drummers who had the biggest impact on ... well ... you — whether you know it or not. So while some made the final cut due to their radical techniques, others were included because they spearheaded a sound or a style that had never been tried before, and in the process, changed the direction of drumming. Forever.
http://www2.gibson.com/News-Lifestyle/F ... -Time.aspx

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/lists ... e-19691231

Songs:
Treecat Shreds
Cat Blues
Memory Singer Melody
War Cry
Mind Blind
Vibro Blade
Retractable Claws
Cuttin a Rug
Battling a Hexapuma
Guitar God
Mesan Lament

cthia wrote:You see, we didn’t pick these guys because they played the fastest single-stroke rolls or the most limb-twisting polyrhythms in history (though some of them have). No. We tried to compile the drummers who had the biggest impact on ... well ... you — whether you know it or not. So while some made the final cut due to their radical techniques, others were included because they spearheaded a sound or a style that had never been tried before, and in the process, changed the direction of drumming. Forever.
http://www2.gibson.com/News-Lifestyle/F ... -Time.aspx

See... now this is irrelevant because they screwed up twice: First, they spelled Neil Peart wrong, and second, they put him at the wrong spot in the ranking. He should be moved up one spot.

Pfffft! I'll bet they even pronounce it wrong, saying "Pert" like the shampoo.

MaxxQ wrote:

cthia wrote:
You see, we didn’t pick these guys because they played the fastest single-stroke rolls or the most limb-twisting polyrhythms in history (though some of them have). No. We tried to compile the drummers who had the biggest impact on ... well ... you — whether you know it or not. So while some made the final cut due to their radical techniques, others were included because they spearheaded a sound or a style that had never been tried before, and in the process, changed the direction of drumming. Forever.
http://www2.gibson.com/News-Lifestyle/F ... -Time.aspx

See... now this is irrelevant because they screwed up twice: First, they spelled Neil Peart wrong, and second, they put him at the wrong spot in the ranking. He should be moved up one spot.

Pfffft! I'll bet they even pronounce it wrong, saying "Pert" like the shampoo.

I just think Stewart Copeland should be higher on the list. In top five.

How did Pavel Young and Elvis Santino pass the parallel parking part of hyper command?

cthia wrote:Treecats have formed a band, GUITAR GOD having watched an Old Earth video of the greatest drummers.
Their extra limbs have proved rather "instrumental" in their renown success, playing sold out venues in several systems. They have garnered a huge following of groupies. Scalpers are making a killing.


Cat Van Halen on guitar. No need for a guitar pic, four built-in. What riffs!
Cat "keyboard God" Wakeman
Cat "Blinding Sticks" Bonham on drums


You see, we didn’t pick these guys because they played the fastest single-stroke rolls or the most limb-twisting polyrhythms in history (though some of them have). No. We tried to compile the drummers who had the biggest impact on ... well ... you — whether you know it or not. So while some made the final cut due to their radical techniques, others were included because they spearheaded a sound or a style that had never been tried before, and in the process, changed the direction of drumming. Forever.
http://www2.gibson.com/News-Lifestyle/F ... -Time.aspx

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/lists ... e-19691231

Songs:
Treecat Shreds
Cat Blues
Memory Singer Melody
War Cry
Mind Blind
Vibro Blade
Retractable Claws
Cuttin a Rug
Battling a Hexapuma
Guitar God
Mesan Lament

On drums you need Peter Criss of KISS who was the Cat Man