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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Sat Jul 12, 2014 1:20 am

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Sat Jul 12, 2014 6:55 am

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Mon Jul 14, 2014 3:12 am

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The first golf course on Sphinx was frought with problems. Treecats were amassing in force ... seems someone told them there was a treacherous dogleg to be found.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Tue Jul 15, 2014 9:42 am

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Chief, "Another intellectual joke:

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by Yow   » Tue Jul 15, 2014 1:14 pm

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pokermind wrote:Chief, "Another intellectual joke:

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Mange <He looks like he floated into the bar.>

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:lol:

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Thu Jul 17, 2014 7:05 pm

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Treecats have formed a band, GUITAR GOD having watched an Old Earth video of the greatest drummers.
Their extra limbs have proved rather "instrumental" in their renown success, playing sold out venues in several systems. They have garnered a huge following of groupies. Scalpers are making a killing.


Cat Van Halen on guitar. No need for a guitar pic, four built-in. What riffs!
Cat "keyboard God" Wakeman
Cat "Blinding Sticks" Bonham on drums


You see, we didn’t pick these guys because they played the fastest single-stroke rolls or the most limb-twisting polyrhythms in history (though some of them have). No. We tried to compile the drummers who had the biggest impact on ... well ... you — whether you know it or not. So while some made the final cut due to their radical techniques, others were included because they spearheaded a sound or a style that had never been tried before, and in the process, changed the direction of drumming. Forever.
http://www2.gibson.com/News-Lifestyle/F ... -Time.aspx

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/lists ... e-19691231

Songs:
Treecat Shreds
Cat Blues
Memory Singer Melody
War Cry
Mind Blind
Vibro Blade
Retractable Claws
Cuttin a Rug
Battling a Hexapuma
Guitar God
Mesan Lament

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by MaxxQ   » Thu Jul 17, 2014 8:08 pm

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cthia wrote:You see, we didn’t pick these guys because they played the fastest single-stroke rolls or the most limb-twisting polyrhythms in history (though some of them have). No. We tried to compile the drummers who had the biggest impact on ... well ... you — whether you know it or not. So while some made the final cut due to their radical techniques, others were included because they spearheaded a sound or a style that had never been tried before, and in the process, changed the direction of drumming. Forever.
http://www2.gibson.com/News-Lifestyle/F ... -Time.aspx


See... now this is irrelevant because they screwed up twice: First, they spelled Neil Peart wrong, and second, they put him at the wrong spot in the ranking. He should be moved up one spot.

Pfffft! I'll bet they even pronounce it wrong, saying "Pert" like the shampoo.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Sat Jul 19, 2014 2:50 am

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MaxxQ wrote:
cthia wrote:
You see, we didn’t pick these guys because they played the fastest single-stroke rolls or the most limb-twisting polyrhythms in history (though some of them have). No. We tried to compile the drummers who had the biggest impact on ... well ... you — whether you know it or not. So while some made the final cut due to their radical techniques, others were included because they spearheaded a sound or a style that had never been tried before, and in the process, changed the direction of drumming. Forever.
http://www2.gibson.com/News-Lifestyle/F ... -Time.aspx


See... now this is irrelevant because they screwed up twice: First, they spelled Neil Peart wrong, and second, they put him at the wrong spot in the ranking. He should be moved up one spot.

Pfffft! I'll bet they even pronounce it wrong, saying "Pert" like the shampoo.


I just think Stewart Copeland should be higher on the list. In top five.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Sat Jul 19, 2014 2:52 am

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How did Pavel Young and Elvis Santino pass the parallel parking part of hyper command? :lol:

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by saber964   » Sat Jul 19, 2014 5:27 pm

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cthia wrote:Treecats have formed a band, GUITAR GOD having watched an Old Earth video of the greatest drummers.
Their extra limbs have proved rather "instrumental" in their renown success, playing sold out venues in several systems. They have garnered a huge following of groupies. Scalpers are making a killing.


Cat Van Halen on guitar. No need for a guitar pic, four built-in. What riffs!
Cat "keyboard God" Wakeman
Cat "Blinding Sticks" Bonham on drums


You see, we didn’t pick these guys because they played the fastest single-stroke rolls or the most limb-twisting polyrhythms in history (though some of them have). No. We tried to compile the drummers who had the biggest impact on ... well ... you — whether you know it or not. So while some made the final cut due to their radical techniques, others were included because they spearheaded a sound or a style that had never been tried before, and in the process, changed the direction of drumming. Forever.
http://www2.gibson.com/News-Lifestyle/F ... -Time.aspx

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/lists ... e-19691231

Songs:
Treecat Shreds
Cat Blues
Memory Singer Melody
War Cry
Mind Blind
Vibro Blade
Retractable Claws
Cuttin a Rug
Battling a Hexapuma
Guitar God
Mesan Lament

On drums you need Peter Criss of KISS who was the Cat Man
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