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by cthia » Mon Aug 07, 2017 7:50 am | |
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Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia » Mon Aug 07, 2017 12:36 pm | |
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We ain't no pussycats. —The Solarian Gender Marys . Last edited by cthia on Thu Sep 07, 2017 1:42 pm, edited 3 times in total.
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia » Wed Aug 09, 2017 5:49 am | |
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There's a commercial floating around on HD that Harrington has finally endorsed. It is a commercial about pantyhose. Honor's pantyhose were caught on video running in several places when she entered the bar to smack down Denver Summervale.
"Women, wear the hose that stands up to your anger. With our new Sallyhosen Bitchslaps, you can count on getting all of the support that you need. These leader-hosen won't get so frightened that they run too." Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia » Wed Aug 09, 2017 11:09 am | |
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< ... ... ... ... ... ... Turnabout is fair play>
<Now I have y u. Alone. Naked. In the shower.> Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia » Wed Aug 16, 2017 4:43 pm | |
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After learning of Victor Cachat's hand in saving Berry and Lars, Harrington was said to have introduced him to Hammerwell...
"It should help with any of your future groundside deathrides." Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by MAD-4A » Wed Aug 16, 2017 5:20 pm | |
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I'm not in here with you ...you're in here with me!!! ... -
Almost only counts in Horseshoes and Nuclear Weapons. I almost got the Hand-Grenade out the window does not count. |
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by cthia » Thu Aug 17, 2017 10:37 am | |
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Honor is the safest person I know from succumbing to Alzheimers.
With all of the hats she wore, she's bound to remember one of 'em. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia » Sat Aug 19, 2017 7:57 am | |
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Dontcha just love these two?
"You don't think Hexapumas are the worst creatures in the galaxy?" < Not since joining the RMN and seeing the galaxy Honor. That title goes to... 1. Cordelia Ransom who's always on the rag 2. MAlignant Mesans 3. Pavel Young 4. Crandall pooping pinecones 5. And your mother at dinner parties. > " I'm gonna tell mother." < And you!> Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia » Wed Aug 23, 2017 7:48 am | |
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What an idiot Young was. He expected a contract killer to defeat Harrington on her own Field of Honor?
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia » Wed Aug 23, 2017 7:56 am | |
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Pavel Young's enemies were really ragging on him at the country club immediately after news of the coward's hiring of a contract killer broke. They capitalized on the moment with Young's tendency to call Harrington a baseborn bitch, by engaging in loud raucous jokes...
Poor Young. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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