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Pandemic couch patotoes
Post by Senior Chief   » Sat Jul 18, 2020 10:21 pm

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Now that I have lived through an actual plague, I totally understand why Italian Renaissance paintings are full of FAT naked people laying on couches.
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Re: Pandemic couch patotoes
Post by Daryl   » Sun Jul 19, 2020 6:12 am

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Fat naked people at that.
Senior Chief wrote:Now that I have lived through an actual plague, I totally understand why Italian Renaissance paintings are full of naked people laying on couches.
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Re: Pandemic couch patotoes
Post by cthia   » Mon Jul 20, 2020 1:17 pm

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:lol:

Fat, naked, and eating grapes. And the women are porcelain white. The color I actually like. Porcelain white gives the illusion of being even more naked. It's sexy, so, in that light, I can understand their fascination with the female form. In conjunction with the fact that they are not prudishly raised Americans who are afraid of sex and any discussions pertaining to.

BTW, we say potatoes. You say patotoes?

We say tomatoes. You say tamotoes? :D

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Re: Pandemic couch patotoes
Post by Senior Chief   » Mon Jul 20, 2020 11:34 pm

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cthia wrote::lol:

Fat, naked, and eating grapes. And the women are porcelain white. The color I actually like. Porcelain white gives the illusion of being even more naked. It's sexy, so, in that light, I can understand their fascination with the female form. In conjunction with the fact that they are not prudishly raised Americans who are afraid of sex and any discussions pertaining to.

BTW, we say potatoes. You say patotoes?

We say tomatoes. You say tamotoes? :D


Porcelian white because they painted themselves in white lead thus dying of lead poisoning or going insane...

Potatoes tamotoes... "Lets call the whole thing off ... :)
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Re: Pandemic couch patotoes
Post by Daryl   » Tue Jul 21, 2020 3:56 am

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In a society where the "lower classes" were mainly farm labourers, it was deemed to be upper class to not have been out in the sun, and getting a tan. After the industrial revolution only the posh people didn't have to work in factories, so a tan became a positive. Off shooting things, playing badminton and such.
Years ago a friend of mine had a niece who had masses of red hair, the palest skin, a gorgeous face, a fat body and low self esteem. I pointed out to her that her timing was lousy, as Reuben would have immortalised her, seemed to work.
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