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Grimaldi the fallen strikes!
Post by Erls   » Sat Mar 14, 2020 3:21 pm

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Today, it is clear the Blessed Langhorne was correct in labeling Grimaldi the fallen a demon. What else beyond a demon follower of Shan-Wei is capable of explaining the present times, when the badly miss-named coronavirus (Grimaldi-virus is much more apt) stalks the land, striking the faithful in their very homes. Even the most blessed among us, those who have spent their entire lives following the teachings of Bedard and Chihiro and obeying the commandments of Jwo-jeng and Scheuler, are being stricken in their last earthly homes before being reunited with Langhorne.

It is clear Shan-Wei is ascendant, and we must avert our gaze and close our minds to her foulness. We have let the minions of Shan-Wei lead us astray. Tempted by Sullivan, we demand others drive us around and deliver us our food. Led astray by Stavraki, we focus solely on the pleasures of the flesh. Under temptation by Kau-yung, we have befouled Hasting's gift in pursuit of that offered by Proctor while turning our back on Truscott and Sondheim.

It is clear what we must do. Only by returning to the teachings of the Blessed Langhorne can we survive this pestilence that Grimaldi has loosed among us. Repent. Repent I tell you. Even now, when things are at their bleakest, Langhorne seeks to call upon us. The voice of Chihiro, warning us of our descent into darkness, can be heard even now through the seijens that walk among us. The teaching-Seijens Maddow, Lemon, and Acosta call us back to the path of God. Let the mentor-Seijens Pelosi, Schumer, and Biden guide us back, while the warrior-Seijens Comey, McCabe, Strozk, and Mueller battle the heretics for our very souls.

Repent, I call on all of God's Children. Repent, and ye shall be safe from the pestilence of Grimaldi!
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Re: Grimaldi the fallen strikes!
Post by DrakBibliophile   » Sat Mar 14, 2020 5:17 pm

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No Politics here (not even in jest).
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Re: Grimaldi the fallen strikes!
Post by n7axw   » Sun Mar 15, 2020 9:29 am

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DrakBibliophile wrote:No Politics here (not even in jest).


Spoilsport! :twisted:
When any group seeks political power in God's name, both religion and politics are instantly corrupted.
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Re: Grimaldi the fallen strikes!
Post by PlaysWithBees   » Mon Mar 16, 2020 3:27 am

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n7axw wrote:
DrakBibliophile wrote:No Politics here (not even in jest).


Spoilsport! :twisted:


It WAS nicely written though... :mrgreen:
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Re: Grimaldi the fallen strikes!
Post by SilverbladeTE   » Mon Mar 16, 2020 6:39 am

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It IS well written :)


Well, the Tangerine and Numpty Emperor's HAVE totally fumbled the ball, because they are such incompetent, self obsessed, sociopathic jackasses.
Turning a disaster into a catastrophe....

so hey, fiction and RL kind of mirroring, here :lol:


Yeah, political debate SUCKS when we want to stick to beloved topics instead
however, this is an EPIC disaster much akin to watching someone jam a bottle of nitroglycerine up their arse, and then start playing the bongos on it with a hammer! :mrgreen:
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Re: Grimaldi the fallen strikes!
Post by isaac_newton   » Mon Mar 16, 2020 11:22 am

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SilverbladeTE wrote:It IS well written :)


Well, the Tangerine and Numpty Emperor's HAVE totally fumbled the ball, because they are such incompetent, self obsessed, sociopathic jackasses.
Turning a disaster into a catastrophe....

so hey, fiction and RL kind of mirroring, here :lol:


Yeah, political debate SUCKS when we want to stick to beloved topics instead
however, this is an EPIC disaster much akin to watching someone jam a bottle of nitroglycerine up their arse, and then start playing the bongos on it with a hammer! :mrgreen:



don't forget that there is a dedicated politics forum - subset of the free-range topics forum... :-)
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Re: Grimaldi the fallen strikes!
Post by DrakBibliophile   » Mon Mar 16, 2020 2:27 pm

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Some people are too ironic to find the Politic forum.

isaac_newton wrote:
SilverbladeTE wrote:It IS well written :)


Well, the Tangerine and Numpty Emperor's HAVE totally fumbled the ball, because they are such incompetent, self obsessed, sociopathic jackasses.
Turning a disaster into a catastrophe....

so hey, fiction and RL kind of mirroring, here :lol:


Yeah, political debate SUCKS when we want to stick to beloved topics instead
however, this is an EPIC disaster much akin to watching someone jam a bottle of nitroglycerine up their arse, and then start playing the bongos on it with a hammer! :mrgreen:



don't forget that there is a dedicated politics forum - subset of the free-range topics forum... :-)
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Re: Grimaldi the fallen strikes!
Post by Erls   » Mon Mar 16, 2020 3:04 pm

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I know where the politics area is. But this is parody - not politics. And parody of Safehold, specifically, hence why its here.

Plus, I wanted to bring some comic relief to all as the media and markets are in full on *special* mode. Note, I say *special* because the 'R' word is not politically correct..
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