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Re: Non-Honorverse one-liners
Post by Imaginos1892   » Sun Nov 25, 2018 8:49 pm

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Bombs are one hundred percent accurate. They always hit the ground!
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Re: Non-Honorverse one-liners
Post by Imaginos1892   » Wed Jan 30, 2019 10:26 pm

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Saw a sign beside a fountain today:

Do not go in the water

Is that supposed to mean

Do not 'go in' the water

Or

Do not 'go' in the water

Or are they efficiently prohibiting both with one statement?
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Re: Non-Honorverse one-liners
Post by cthia   » Thu Jan 31, 2019 11:19 pm

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Imaginos1892 wrote:Saw a sign beside a fountain today:

Do not go in the water

Is that supposed to mean

Do not 'go in' the water

Or

Do not 'go' in the water

Or are they efficiently prohibiting both with one statement?

I certainly won't be too thirsty not to err on the side of caution.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Non-Honorverse one-liners
Post by cthia   » Thu Jan 31, 2019 11:21 pm

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Imaginos1892 wrote:Bombs are one hundred percent accurate. They always hit the ground!


A very old friend from 1st grade.

"That's why hand grenades are the best weapon. Any idiot using them has just as much chance of getting it as giving it. And if he gets it, well, remember, it is called a hand grenade."

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Non-Honorverse one-liners
Post by Imaginos1892   » Thu Feb 07, 2019 11:03 am

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Aristotle Bolt wrote:They took everything, and left us nothing but crap — and now THEY'RE TAKING THE CRAP!!
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Re: Non-Honorverse one-liners
Post by Imaginos1892   » Fri Jun 07, 2019 10:19 pm

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From the web serial 'The Burning Throne'

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