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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Sun Jun 19, 2016 5:52 pm

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Chief, "Not Honorverse, but funny:"

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Sun Jun 26, 2016 4:29 pm

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Chief, "A funny from jolly olde England:"

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Mange, <It is a shame some two legs cannot even write their own language!> :lol:

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Sat Jul 02, 2016 2:50 pm

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Mange, <@#%&*!! Chief you let us get on page two again! You are about tos see bad kitty:>

https://www.facebook.com/lovebadcatss/videos/1572058263095340/

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Fri Jul 08, 2016 10:35 pm

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Mange, <Page two again! A funny from, Facebook, terran Cats love to rub objects:>

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by SharkHunter   » Sun Jul 10, 2016 7:25 pm

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Okay fine, since someone got banished to reading all 26 Xanth books, and I haven't posted here yet.

What is the most dangerous part of Victor C superspy's vacation plans?

Getting on the Palane.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Thu Jul 21, 2016 7:21 am

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Mange, <An oldie but a goodie.>

JenBurdoo wrote:Three Grayson Navy chaplains are standing in their SD's observation lounge during the looooooong run in to battle, gazing at the stars and thinking about the Tester. One of them says to the others, "Brothers, at a time like this I feel moved to confess my sins. I am ashamed to own that I drink too much; in fact, I've got something of a hangover right now."

"I too am a sinner," says the second chaplain. "I lust for the flesh. In fact, I slept with one of our Manticoran loaner officers last night."

They both look sidelong at the third chaplain. "And you, Brother. Have you a besetting sin to confess?"

"Yes," says the third chaplain. "I have this terrible, unstoppable urge to gossip."


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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Thu Jul 28, 2016 1:21 pm

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Religion reworked Fiddler on the Roof song Tradition for Grayson.

By Poker and Mange.

[Lead Singer] Well you may ask why we stay on a planet trying to kill us, with a flawed Gene fix that dooms most of our male children for that I have but one word: [cue music]

[Lead singer]
Religion, religion! Religion!
Religion, religion! Religion!

[lead singer & PAPAS]
Who, day and night, must scramble for a living,
Feed a wife and children, say his daily prayers?
And who has the right, as master of the house,
To have the final word at home?
The Papa, the Papa! Religion.
The Papa, the Papa! Religion.

[Lead female singer & MAMAS]
Who must know the way to make a proper home,
A quiet home, a kosher home?
Who must raise the family and run the home,
So Papa's free to read the holy books?
The Mama, the Mama! Religion!
The Mama, the Mama! Religion!

[SONS]
At three, I started Church of Humanity Unchained school. At ten, I learned a trade.
I hear they've picked a bride for me. I hope she's pretty.
The son, the son! Religion!
The son, the son! Religion!

[DAUGHTERS]
And who does Mama teach to mend and tend and fix,
Preparing me to marry whoever Papa picks?
The daughter, the daughter! Religion!
The daughter, the daughter! Religion!

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Thu Jul 28, 2016 11:23 pm

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How pissed is Honor going to be if she finds out that the MAlign had their filthy hands in her pants and it comes to light that nanites are responsible for the clerical error resulting in her pregnancy and then later in the info leak?

"If we can't screw her one way, we'll screw her another." That's not Hamish's child, it's a Detweiler by design.

"Holy conspiracy theory, Batman!"

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Wed Aug 03, 2016 10:45 am

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Mange, <For you new fans and you old oneswho havenot looked recently there are many new Honor Harrington filksongs on Tou tube: >

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Honor+Harington+filk

Chief, "Enjoy."

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Mon Aug 08, 2016 9:42 am

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pokermind wrote:Mange, <Page two again! A funny from, Facebook, terran Cats love to rub objects:>

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Chief, "What a treecat would do:"

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