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Re: Honorverse favorite one-liners
Post by Yow   » Thu Apr 03, 2014 5:47 am

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KNick wrote:I am shocked, shocked I tell you. Not one of you remembered the transit tubes Hephaestus uses to move people around. Remember how Honor got to Fearless in OBS? Why would they need to make anyone walk any further than from the nearest transit station. With computer control, it should be fairly efficient.

Knick, the reasoning came from this passage that thru me a bit...
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For a few more seconds he allowed himself to hope that she might walk right past War Maiden to the ship she actually sought, or that she might be lost. But any possibility of dodging the pulser dart faded as she walked straight over to the heavy cruiser's tube.


Thinking of how far apart terminals in airports are, I didn't see how they could pack Heavy Cruisers in so close that Honor could walk to the next ship's tube.


cthia,

Ships are big yes but getting between them is no more really than crossing a foot ball field. An air craft carrier is about four acres and is about the size of a HH light cruiser. Also even modern shipyards and ports really pack them in when they are pier side. I've only ever complained about the distance between them when lugging my seabag to and from or after a long night of partying. Also they may be parked nose into the main intercourse of the station with the tube and docking arms running out from that along their length.
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Re: Honorverse favorite one-liners
Post by Rakhmamort   » Thu Apr 03, 2014 5:51 am

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"Why is it that people like you always think you're more ruthless than people like me?"

"In fact, you should be receiving my response to your terms just about now."

Gotta love Terekhov. :D
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Re: Honorverse favorite one-liners
Post by cthia   » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:16 am

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Rakhmamort wrote:"Why is it that people like you always think you're more ruthless than people like me?"

"In fact, you should be receiving my response to your terms just about now."

Gotta love Terekhov. :D

This is a popular one-liner. Almost as popular as Shannon's...'Oops.' Interesting. People do love Terekov.

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Re: Honorverse favorite one-liners
Post by cthia   » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:29 am

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Yow wrote:
cthia,

Ships are big yes but getting between them is no more really than crossing a foot ball field. An air craft carrier is about four acres and is about the size of a HH light cruiser. Also even modern shipyards and ports really pack them in when they are pier side. I've only ever complained about the distance between them when lugging my seabag to and from or after a long night of partying. Also they may be parked nose into the main intercourse of the station with the tube and docking arms running out from that along their length.


Thanks for this analogy Yow. Putting things in familiar perspective always helps. I've never seen aircraft carriers packed in. Actually I've never seen an aircraft carrier in singles. But I have been on a battleship, the U.S.S. North Carolina. Took better than two hours to tour that big old wonderful beotch! A hot summer fourth of July beotch. A very hot, no water to drink, no restrooms to use, deep down in bowels of ship tour of a beotch. But I loved evefy single moment of it.

I'm jealous. Smuggle me in your footlocker next trip? :D

Again, thanks for comparison.

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Re: Honorverse favorite one-liners
Post by cthia   » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:32 am

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Changer of Worlds Honor, a snotty, aboard War Maiden
". . . and as you can see, we have the Alpha Three upgrade to the emergency local control positions for our energy mounts," Chief MacArthur droned. The sturdy, plain-faced woman bore the hash marks of over twenty-five T-years' service on her sleeve, and the combat ribbons on her chest proved she'd paid cash to learn her weapons skills. It was unfortunate that she'd never mastered the skills of the lecture hall to go with them. Even though Honor was deeply interested in what MacArthur had to tell her, she found it difficult to keep from yawning as the dust-dry instruction continued.

She and Audrey Bradlaugh, War Maiden's other female middy, stood in the number four inboard wing passage, peering over MacArthur's shoulder into the small, heavily armored compartment. It didn't offer a lot of space for the men and women who would man it when the ship cleared for action, and every square centimeter of room it did have was crammed with monitors, readouts, keypads, and access panels. In between those more important bits and pieces were sandwiched the shock-mounted couches and umbilical attachment points for the mere humans of the weapon crew.

"When the buzzer goes, the crew has a maximum of fifteen minutes to don skinsuits and man stations," MacArthur informed them, and Honor and Bradlaugh nodded as if no one had ever told them so before. "Actually, of course, fifteen minutes should give time to spare, although we sometimes run a bit over on shakedown cruises. On the other hand," the petty officer glanced back at her audience, "the Captain isn't what I'd call a patient man with people who screw up his training profiles, so I wouldn't recommend dawdling."

One eyelid flickered in what might have been called a wink on a less expressionless face, and despite herself, Honor grinned at the petty officer. Not that on-mount crew duties were the most humorous subject imaginable. Honor knew that, for she'd logged scores of hours in simulators which recreated every detail of the local control command position in front of her, and her grin faded as she envisioned it in her mind. Her excellent imagination pictured every moment of the shriek of the general quarters alarm, the flashing lights of battle stations, and the sudden claustrophobic tension as the crew plugged in their skinsuit umbilicals and the hatch slammed shut behind them while powerful pumps sucked the air from the passages and compartments around them. The vacuum about their armored capsule would actually help protect it—and them—from atmosphere-transmitted shock and concussion, not to mention fires, yet she doubted anyone could ever embrace it without an atavistic shudder.

A nice visual of what it's like manning the energy weapons. I can't breathe...clau...stro...pho...bia.

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Re: Honorverse favorite one-liners
Post by SWM   » Thu Apr 03, 2014 9:45 am

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"Ladies and gentlemen, the King!"

The King? Boy am I lagging in the Honorverse, I need to upgrade my compensator efficiency. This makes me feel so wet behind the ears.

Honor's snotty cruise was before King Roger was killed. It is sometimes hard to remember that, by the time of OBS, Honor had already been in the Navy for, what, 20 years? :)
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Re: Honorverse favorite one-liners
Post by cthia   » Thu Apr 03, 2014 10:26 am

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Her favorite subjects at the Academy had been tactics and ship handling, and she knew she had a natural gift in both areas.

How good was Honor's High School Career Counselor?!

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse favorite one-liners
Post by cthia   » Thu Apr 03, 2014 10:50 am

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She'd only had a chance to see him in the simulator once or twice, but her fingers had itched with the need to shove him aside and take over the tac console herself.

What was that old saying about proof in the pudding?
Once upon a thread ago we debated whether Honor would be able to refrain from backseat driving while on someone else's bridge as Theisman was able to somehow manage on hers.

I say to you nay!

To be fair, the incompetent Santino is in question here.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse favorite one-liners
Post by kenl511   » Thu Apr 03, 2014 11:33 am

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Slavering Terrorist meets Gryphon Highlander feudist, Love at first sight. What have I done?

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Re: Honorverse favorite one-liners
Post by cthia   » Thu Apr 03, 2014 12:36 pm

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That meant he knew exactly how high she'd placed in the Tactical Department, and unless he was even stupider than she thought (possible but not likely; he seemed able to zip his own shoes), he had to know she was absolutely convinced that she could have done his job at least twice as well as he could.
And that's only because I'm too naturally modest to think I could do it even better than that, she thought mordantly.

Santino really is stupider than you think Honor.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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