I like dating twins because my girlfriends always have an understudy.
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cthia
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My brother
![]() Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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cthia
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Tierney Jenkins, my 12 yr-old niece
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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cthia
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Once to my mom ...
She laughed her way out of punishing me, that time. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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Daryl
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Today's paper.
Young man on a date - I don't aim to be her Prince Charming, I'll just settle for tomorrow being a mistake she made last night! |
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cthia
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Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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Imaginos1892
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If the government sells millions of tickets and gives some of the money to a few randomly selected ticket holders, they call it a Lottery and it's a wunnerful way to raise money for the state.
If ordinary citizens do the exact same thing, they call it a Numbers Racket and throw them in jail. |
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Imaginos1892
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Or the statute of limitations has run out... |
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Imaginos1892
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Nobody ever learned anything by being right.
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Imaginos1892
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Something I wish I had gotten the chance to say to Robin Williams:
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cthia
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Nice ones Imaginos.
****** * A friend ...
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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