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Covid-19 Conspiracy Theories
Post by cthia   » Tue Apr 14, 2020 1:31 am

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Covid-19 Conspiracy Theories

This is a compilation of theories about the Covid-19 pandemic I've heard thus far.

1. China created it and unleashed it onto the world. They want to destroy the US economy and cost lives without firing a shot.

2. The virus simply got away from the Chinese.

3. The virus was created by the US to kill senior citizens because they are a drain on the economy with healthcare and Medicaid.

4. It is an engineered virus to kill Black people and other minorities.

5. It is a virus created to get rid of the homeless population.

6. It is all fake news to prevent a proper election so Trump can again win the presidency.

7. Someone has been experimenting with humans.

8. This is the beginning of biological warfare.

9. We are witnessing something like what killed the dinosaurs.

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Re: Covid-19 Conspiracy Theories
Post by George J. Smith   » Tue Apr 14, 2020 5:20 am

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10. Gaia has had enough of the parasites living off her and is striking back
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Re: Covid-19 Conspiracy Theories
Post by isaac_newton   » Tue Apr 14, 2020 5:43 am

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11: caused/spread by 5G networks
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Re: Covid-19 Conspiracy Theories
Post by cthia   » Tue Apr 14, 2020 6:41 am

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isaac_newton wrote:11: caused/spread by 5G networks

I heard that just last night from a conversation on the phone. "They're taking advantage of school closings for the rest of the year to install them on the top of school buildings, etc., because they know people don't want them."

"Firemen are complaining they can't concentrate since one was installed on their station."

England is taking a beating over this one.

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Re: Covid-19 Conspiracy Theories
Post by Annachie   » Tue Apr 14, 2020 9:47 am

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Started by the CIA because as it turns out Trade Wars aren't actually easy to win.
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Re: Covid-19 Conspiracy Theories
Post by Joat42   » Tue Apr 14, 2020 10:08 am

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cthia wrote:
isaac_newton wrote:11: caused/spread by 5G networks

I heard that just last night from a conversation on the phone. "They're taking advantage of school closings for the rest of the year to install them on the top of school buildings, etc., because they know people don't want them."

"Firemen are complaining they can't concentrate since one was installed on their station."

England is taking a beating over this one.

There's a lot of nutters out there. Go look up David Icke for example.

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Re: Covid-19 Conspiracy Theories
Post by Dilandu   » Tue Apr 14, 2020 11:13 am

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Let's shorten it to very end - the length of Fuhrer's grave.

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Re: Covid-19 Conspiracy Theories
Post by Arol   » Tue Apr 14, 2020 12:18 pm

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The Martians having read H.G Wells War of the Worlds; and the result thereof, decided on a preemptive strike.
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Re: Covid-19 Conspiracy Theories
Post by cthia   » Tue Apr 14, 2020 1:24 pm

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Arol wrote:The Martians having read H.G Wells War of the Worlds; and the result thereof, decided on a preemptive strike.

Well, their first strike is a misfire. The people in power are not minorities and senior citizens.

If this is the beginning of biological warfare, then humanity is doomed. Doomed I tell you. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed.

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Re: Covid-19 Conspiracy Theories
Post by Arol   » Tue Apr 14, 2020 1:52 pm

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cthia wrote:
Arol wrote:The Martians having read H.G Wells War of the Worlds; and the result thereof, decided on a preemptive strike.

Well, their first strike is a misfire. The people in power are not minorities and senior citizens.

If this is the beginning of biological warfare, then humanity is doomed. Doomed I tell you. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed.

Ahh, but you see those wily aliens; having downloaded hundreds of thrillers, know that we are so conspiracy fixated that we’ll naturally assume the worst, and eventually retaliate against anyone and everyone!
Leaving them to move in and pick up the pieces!
Also having read War of the Worlds, they will also have taken precautions against our own nasty germs.
You’re right we’re, doomed!
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