A Treecat's enemyA loud crash was heard in the Palace.
"What on Earth is the meaning of this Monroe?!"
<You said I can start stuffing and mounting my grudges on the wall>
"That is a hexapuma!"
<Yes, Beth. I finally found that B-O-S>
"Don't you mean SOB?"
<No. She is the bitch of sons>
The Mandarin's pardonBeowulf offered the Mandarins a pardon. When they arrived on Beowulf, they asked ...
"Is it true we will get a pardon?"
"Yes! Pardon the pun. Now you will spend time in OUR jail."
The WOPRTerrorists hacked into the WOPR to analyze a fight with Saburo X.
"The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of spades, or tiddlywinks?"
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When you are part of the Alignment you are married for life. But before the marriage there comes the Engagement.
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"Why do they call the Ballroom assassins strikers?"
"I heard it comes from an old Terran game called bowling. When you get 'em all, it's called a strike."
"And if you miss one?"
"Then you pick up the spare."
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The Alignment taunts Honor in mid battle"Harrington, you are a lost Alpha line!"
"No, I've got religion now. I
was lost, but now I'm found."
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The Ballroom attempts to take new warmongers on a night out dancing to celebrate their membership"No! We mean actually dancing."
"No no no people we mean cuttin' a rug not cuttin' a throat."
"Listen, I'm talking about a real dance. Like a waltz."
"No no no. Not Saburo X waltzing in and killing everybody!"
"We're talking about a real dance. Like a tango."
"No no no no no people, I don't mean tangling with Jeremy."
"We don't understand. What do you mean?"
"We are talking about a real Latin dance like a Cha-cha. It is based on a rhythmic pattern and a quick three-step."
"See? That's just like Jeremy!"
"Oh for crying out loud. Let's stick to a Rumba. What? Oh for chrissake, let's just go home."
"For Chrissake? Wait, are we Christians? Because I'm here to tell you, I've done some things. I can't afford to have holy water doused all over me!"