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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by TheMonster   » Sun Dec 04, 2011 1:17 pm

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The Mesan assasin approached his target carefully. Only one barrier remained. He just had to sneak up behind the Stilty sentry.

Oops.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by john964   » Sun Dec 04, 2011 3:38 pm

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Here is an old joke rhat the SLN should adopt. This joke started during WWII and the Italian Army and later the Iraqi Army during the First Gulf War.

Did you here that the SLN has a new Calathetics excersize program. Well hear it first you raise your armes above your head and strech them and then keep them there as long as possable.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by Daryl   » Sun Dec 04, 2011 8:52 pm

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john964 wrote:Here is an old joke rhat the SLN should adopt. This joke started during WWII and the Italian Army and later the Iraqi Army during the First Gulf War.

Did you here that the SLN has a new Calathetics excersize program. Well hear it first you raise your armes above your head and strech them and then keep them there as long as possable.


In the same series. How many gears does an Italian or Iraqi tank have? One forward and 14 reverse. Same applies to BF ships.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by waddles for desert   » Mon Dec 05, 2011 6:00 am

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SPOILER ALERT




If Tsang again to Beowulf brings
The League's same song to sing,
When Sorrow Singer sings of Tsang,
Tsang's sorrow Sorrow Singer will sing.





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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Mon Dec 05, 2011 1:06 pm

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waddles for desert wrote:SPOILER ALERT




If Tsang again to Beowulf brings
The League's same song to sing,
When Sorrow Singer sings of Tsang,
Tsang's sorrow Sorrow Singer will sing.





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Didn't want to bury Waddle's joke, but brought this joke from another topic that got buried:

"PS, Sir. Know how to tell a rich Hevenite Doleist from a poor one?

"The rich one has two vid-screens in his bedroom."

Take off of old Okie Joke from California of 1930s:

"How do you tell a rich Okie from a poor one?

The rich one has two mattresses tied on top of the flibber (Model A Ford)."
CPO Poker Mind Image and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.

"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Tue Dec 06, 2011 3:26 pm

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pokermind wrote:
waddles for desert wrote:SPOILER ALERT




If Tsang again to Beowulf brings
The League's same song to sing,
When Sorrow Singer sings of Tsang,
Tsang's sorrow Sorrow Singer will sing.





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Didn't want to bury Waddle's joke, but brought this joke from another topic that got buried:

"PS, Sir. Know how to tell a rich Hevenite Doleist from a poor one?

"The rich one has two vid-screens in his bedroom."

Take off of old Okie Joke from California of 1930s:

"How do you tell a rich Okie from a poor one?

The rich one has two mattresses tied on top of the flibber (Model A Ford)."


What did Honor's mother say on learning she was pregnant due to a clerical error in her medical records?

"You never could keep track of time."

CPO Poker Mind.

PS. This is a recycled joke, come on we need fresh material so you jokers out there send in a joke!
CPO Poker Mind Image and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.

"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:59 pm

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pokermind wrote:
waddles for desert wrote:SPOILER ALERT




If Tsang again to Beowulf brings
The League's same song to sing,
When Sorrow Singer sings of Tsang,
Tsang's sorrow Sorrow Singer will sing.





.


Didn't want to bury Waddle's joke, but brought this joke from another topic that got buried:

"PS, Sir. Know how to tell a rich Hevenite Doleist from a poor one?

"The rich one has two vid-screens in his bedroom."

Take off of old Okie Joke from California of 1930s:

"How do you tell a rich Okie from a poor one?

The rich one has two mattresses tied on top of the flibber (Model A Ford)."


What did Honor's mother say on learning she was pregnant due to a clerical error in her medical records?

"You never could keep track of time."

CPO Poker Mind.

PS. This is a recycled joke, come on we need fresh material so you jokers out there send in a joke!

PSS It's winter burrr, our northern neighbors (Calgary Canada) have a new opera put on by the Calgary Philharmonic Orkeresta[? sp.] = CPO they tweeted me as my Twitter account is @cpopokermind. Song on how to keep warm in winter:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNkj9LQINI0

I'll bet Honor would like the Baily's in her hot chocolate, it might get her off the Old Tillman, and back on hot chocolate.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Thu Dec 08, 2011 7:24 pm

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Knock Knock

Sollie Captain "Who's there?"

Looks out side sees nothing, "Who's there?"

Back inside, he and his ship turn to vapor,

Blackness of space not a clue a ship is there aboard Alignment Shark Captain thinking hard, The alignment, that's who.

Not so hot, OK you do better!

Spacecat First Mangy Fur:

<Knock Knock>

<Who is there?>

<Kitty.>

<Kitty who?>

<Kitty who wants shrimp and celery egg rolls.>

CPO Poker Mind, "Mange I'll get you for that!"

Mange, "Bleek-bleek-bleek..." Image
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by Spacekiwi   » Thu Dec 08, 2011 8:04 pm

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pokermind wrote:Knock Knock

Sollie Captain "Who's there?"

Looks out side sees nothing, "Who's there?"

Back inside, he and his ship turn to vapor,

Blackness of space not a clue a ship is there aboard Alignment Shark Captain thinking hard, The alignment, that's who.

Not so hot, OK you do better!

Spacecat First Mangy Fur:

<Knock Knock>

<Who is there?>

<Kitty.>

<Kitty who?>

<Kitty who wants shrimp and celery egg rolls.>

CPO Poker Mind, "Mange I'll get you for that!"

Mange, "Bleek-bleek-bleek..." Image



heh. is pokermind by any chance the treecat version of lady gaga? why settle for poking a face when you can poke a mind?

and yes i know its a real bad pun. so space me.
after all, my jokes are bad enough they are an eridani edict all of their own....
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Fri Dec 09, 2011 3:38 pm

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Spacekiwi wrote:
pokermind wrote:Knock Knock

Sollie Captain "Who's there?"

Looks out side sees nothing, "Who's there?"

Back inside, he and his ship turn to vapor,

Blackness of space not a clue a ship is there aboard Alignment Shark Captain thinking hard, The alignment, that's who.

Not so hot, OK you do better!

Spacecat First Mangy Fur:

<Knock Knock>

<Who is there?>

<Kitty.>

<Kitty who?>

<Kitty who wants shrimp and celery egg rolls.>

CPO Poker Mind, "Mange I'll get you for that!"

Mange, "Bleek-bleek-bleek..."



heh. is pokermind by any chance the treecat version of lady gaga? why settle for poking a face when you can poke a mind?

and yes i know its a real bad pun. so space me.
after all, my jokes are bad enough they are an eridani edict all of their own....


You are comparing me to Lady GaGa!! To quote the Wicked Witch of the West, "I'll get you for that, my pretty, and your little dog too!"
CPO Poker Mind Image handsome devil ain't I the SOB (Squid On Beach.)
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