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by cthia
» Thu Apr 23, 2020 2:14 pm
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Right after her motivating speech telling people how essential it is to stay home. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by Annachie
» Fri Apr 24, 2020 12:13 am
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Injecting disinfectant.
I kid you not. Trump suggested injecting it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You are so going to die. :p ~~~~ runsforcelery ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ still not dead.  |
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by Annachie
» Fri Apr 24, 2020 12:34 am
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Former Australia PM, Malcolm Turnbull, has a book coming out soon that has a good gobat his former political colleges.
A senior advisor to the current PM decided it would be a good idea to send a PIRATED copy to all the government ministers and their advisors. That of course means that they have all received stolen goods, which is a crime. One minister even decided to lie about where the book came from in an interview, even though the guy who did it had already admitted it. Do I need to add that false accusations of Union ethics violations are this governments stock electoral campaigns? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You are so going to die. :p ~~~~ runsforcelery ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ still not dead. |
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by gcomeau
» Fri Apr 24, 2020 12:43 am
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You can see what's left of Birx's soul shrivel up and die in real time as she listens to him say that at that briefing. https://twitter.com/Daniel_Lewis3/statu ... 69537?s=19 |
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by Daryl
» Fri Apr 24, 2020 2:11 am
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Alternatively developing a UV light intense enough to shine right through a human body. The Honorverse has those, called capital ship lasers.
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by gcomeau
» Fri Apr 24, 2020 6:40 am
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I'm waiting for him to suggest we investigate putting people in giant microwaves to kill the virus next... |
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by n7axw
» Fri Apr 24, 2020 11:22 am
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A new insight from our stable genius...  Don - When any group seeks political power in God's name, both religion and politics are instantly corrupted.
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by isaac_newton
» Fri Apr 24, 2020 1:11 pm
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A new insight from our stable genius... Don -[/quote] Since El Presidente is the greatest leader of men ever, I really think that he ought go first and show us how its done! |
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by n7axw
» Fri Apr 24, 2020 7:55 pm
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Since El Presidente is the greatest leader of men ever, I really think that he ought go first and show us how its done![/quote] Is that called leading from the front? Don - When any group seeks political power in God's name, both religion and politics are instantly corrupted.
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by Annachie
» Sat Apr 25, 2020 9:10 pm
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30 or so people in NY contacted medical personel after injesting disinfectant on the 23rd/early 24th.
Miss 14 asked: "Why are American's so American?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You are so going to die. :p ~~~~ runsforcelery ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ still not dead. |
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