cthia wrote:Opinions are priceless. It's the opinionated that gets on your nerves.
Very true.
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robert132
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Very true. ![]() ****
Just my opinion of course and probably not worth the paper it's not written on. |
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Imaginos1892
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Private enterprise solves problems by giving people more choices.
Government attempts to solve problems by taking people's choices away. |
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cthia
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Pulled this one out of my, ass. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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Imaginos1892
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The idea of Spontaneous Generation was debunked hundreds of years ago, but I think there must be an exception for banana peels. The damn things seem to conjure up fruit flies out of nothing under the most impossible circumstances.
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Imaginos1892
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Used this on an obstructionist city clerk once:
Look, just give me the paperwork and I'll go be somebody else's problem. |
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Imaginos1892
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Why can some people simply not comprehend that making a pot boil harder doesn't make the water any hotter or the food cook any faster? It just wastes energy.
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Imaginos1892
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Bernie Madoff stole more money than the average American makes in 320,000 years. Shouldn't that be considered equivalent to about 4,000 murders?
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cthia
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Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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cthia
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Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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cthia
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When in a discussion, people who display a calm, cool, quiet and collected can become quite dangerous when they become uncalm, uncool, unquiet and uncollected.
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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