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Post by MarcW   » Wed May 02, 2012 4:32 am

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You know what would be hilarious?

Merlin takes a little trip to Clynthan's Temple Land holdings, sets up an electricity generator, and watches the Rakurai destroy the Grand Inquisitor's property.

I wonder what the churches' hierarchy will think when god's 'lightning bolt' levels the head of the inquisitions own lands.

Please DW, just for us on the forums, how about an omake?

Just kidding, if you took personal requests, you would be to busy to write any books.
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Post by Charles83   » Wed May 02, 2012 6:14 am

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that history would be crazy maybe RFC can do it one day when he is trying to joke around and see what happens, it would be fun.
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Post by Donnachaidh   » Wed May 02, 2012 4:42 pm

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That would be kind of hilarious. Except for all the serfs who work those lands and the others who live there.

But I suppose those details depend on how accurate are the KEWs and how big of an area is the OBS set to destroy when it detects technology?

MarcW wrote:You know what would be hilarious?

Merlin takes a little trip to Clynthan's Temple Land holdings, sets up an electricity generator, and watches the Rakurai destroy the Grand Inquisitor's property.

I wonder what the churches' hierarchy will think when god's 'lightning bolt' levels the head of the inquisitions own lands.

Please DW, just for us on the forums, how about an omake?

Just kidding, if you took personal requests, you would be to busy to write any books.
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Post by McGuiness   » Wed May 02, 2012 8:23 pm

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Donnachaidh wrote:That would be kind of hilarious. Except for all the serfs who work those lands and the others who live there.

But I suppose those details depend on how accurate are the KEWs and how big of an area is the OBS set to destroy when it detects technology?

MarcW wrote:You know what would be hilarious?

Merlin takes a little trip to Clynthan's Temple Land holdings, sets up an electricity generator, and watches the Rakurai destroy the Grand Inquisitor's property.

I wonder what the churches' hierarchy will think when god's 'lightning bolt' levels the head of the inquisitions own lands.

Please DW, just for us on the forums, how about an omake?

Just kidding, if you took personal requests, you would be to busy to write any books.
The temple is composed of battle steel, so it might actually survive. But it's a good bet that the Rakurai has been programmed not to target Zion, since it's most likely controlled something in the temple basement.
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Post by MarcW   » Thu May 03, 2012 12:21 am

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Or take it one step further, setup an electricity generator in the middle of the Army of God while they're camping for the night.

That should tell everybody how God feels about this invasion.
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Post by SWM   » Thu May 03, 2012 7:36 am

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MarcW wrote:Or take it one step further, setup an electricity generator in the middle of the Army of God while they're camping for the night.

That should tell everybody how God feels about this invasion.

While that might be amusing, I don't think we really want the entire continent turned into an archipelago.
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Post by Emo Otaku   » Thu May 03, 2012 9:14 am

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SWM wrote:
MarcW wrote:Or take it one step further, setup an electricity generator in the middle of the Army of God while they're camping for the night.

That should tell everybody how God feels about this invasion.

While that might be amusing, I don't think we really want the entire continent turned into an archipelago.


Besides which Clyntahn would probably claim it as proof that the AoG had been punished for not killing enough heretics
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