TFLYTSNBN wrote:The same point applies to jury duty. Unfortunately; most attorneys cull out anyone with brains so that the rssulting jury has the IQ of a cockroach. A Yamhill County jury recently swallowed the Elmer Fudd defense hook, line and sinker to acquit a marijunna bootlegger for shooting a 12 gauge shotgun at his neighbor's children.
Aahahahahaha, I know your name now
This story really enrages you, doesn't it? At least going by the many, many times you've posted it all over the Internet. (Fun Fact: He's been posting about this since at least April 2018! Quite a range for "recent", I think.)
I was actually trying to find the court proceedings, but since Yamhill County doesn't offer free access to its documents and I am not quite bored enough to pay money for them yet (despite of how much fun it would be to compare the official record to what you're trying to tell us it is). Instead, I found you! Or rather, a real name that could be yours.
(And no, Fly, I won't tell anyone, in case you're worried. Not that I think you would be; You seem unapologetically horrible no matter whether or not you're posting anonymously)
(Oh, and just to make things even: If you want to know my real name, it's very easy to find. It's on my Twitter profile.)
The lesson here, by the way, is that being idiosyncratic makes you identifiable. If it wasn't for FLY being as enamoured with certain turns of phrase as President Small-Hands, and as compulsively attracted to certain topics as he is, I wouldn't have found anything.