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Re: Stuff you just can't make up
Post by Annachie   » Thu Nov 29, 2018 8:13 am

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Re: Stuff you just can't make up
Post by Imaginos1892   » Thu Nov 29, 2018 10:25 pm

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Well, it's no sillier than most of the other bullshit they believe.
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Re: Stuff you just can't make up
Post by TFLYTSNBN   » Sun Dec 02, 2018 1:35 pm

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smr wrote:A 35-year-old Washington man was arrested over the weekend for allegedly having sex with a dying beaver while high on methamphetamine, reports Washington television station KXLY. 
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Typical Liberal/Progressive behavior! :lol:[/quote]


He was forcing the beaver to perform oral sex on him.
Didn't work out so well.
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Re: Stuff you just can't make up
Post by gcomeau   » Wed Dec 05, 2018 6:20 pm

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Re: Stuff you just can't make up
Post by Annachie   » Fri Dec 07, 2018 9:45 am

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"A Mount Gambier woman has warned the community against cleaning lawnmowers in bedrooms while smoking." Bet there wasn't a warning label for this. Yet.


Granted it was a few years ago. But the story looks legit. (Mt. Gambier is a couple of hours away from me by car)
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Re: Stuff you just can't make up
Post by gcomeau   » Mon Dec 10, 2018 1:06 pm

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/sta ... 7894667265

"Smocking gun".

TWICE. In the same tweet. In which, let's just be clear, the president of the United States is ranting unhinged on twitter in the middle of the night about the investigation that has already implicated him in two felonies.

That's the guy in charge of the whole country folks. This is the reality we live in now.
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Re: Stuff you just can't make up
Post by Michael Everett   » Mon Dec 10, 2018 3:05 pm

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"Smocking gun"

...anyone else think that what Trump needs is a "Smig Smocking Wrench"?
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Re: Stuff you just can't make up
Post by smr   » Mon Dec 10, 2018 11:55 pm

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He has a spell checker on his cell phone. So, the mistake was probably deliberate. He has the money to pay someone to tweet for him. So...What was the purpose? What is he trying to draw attention to or away from? Is it a code?
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Re: Stuff you just can't make up
Post by Michael Everett   » Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:21 am

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smr wrote:He has a spell checker on his cell phone. So, the mistake was probably deliberate. He has the money to pay someone to tweet for him. So...What was the purpose? What is he trying to draw attention to or away from? Is it a code?

And yet he still has yet to explain the cofveve...
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Re: Stuff you just can't make up
Post by Daryl   » Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:34 am

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Spell checkers just check if the word exists and is spelt (spelled?) correctly. Not is it is in context or accurate?
smr wrote:He has a spell checker on his cell phone. So, the mistake was probably deliberate. He has the money to pay someone to tweet for him. So...What was the purpose? What is he trying to draw attention to or away from? Is it a code?
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