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by cthia » Tue Apr 14, 2020 1:31 am | |
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Covid-19 Conspiracy Theories
This is a compilation of theories about the Covid-19 pandemic I've heard thus far. 1. China created it and unleashed it onto the world. They want to destroy the US economy and cost lives without firing a shot. 2. The virus simply got away from the Chinese. 3. The virus was created by the US to kill senior citizens because they are a drain on the economy with healthcare and Medicaid. 4. It is an engineered virus to kill Black people and other minorities. 5. It is a virus created to get rid of the homeless population. 6. It is all fake news to prevent a proper election so Trump can again win the presidency. 7. Someone has been experimenting with humans. 8. This is the beginning of biological warfare. 9. We are witnessing something like what killed the dinosaurs. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by George J. Smith » Tue Apr 14, 2020 5:20 am | |
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10. Gaia has had enough of the parasites living off her and is striking back
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by isaac_newton » Tue Apr 14, 2020 5:43 am | |
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11: caused/spread by 5G networks
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by cthia » Tue Apr 14, 2020 6:41 am | |
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I heard that just last night from a conversation on the phone. "They're taking advantage of school closings for the rest of the year to install them on the top of school buildings, etc., because they know people don't want them." "Firemen are complaining they can't concentrate since one was installed on their station." England is taking a beating over this one. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by Annachie » Tue Apr 14, 2020 9:47 am | |
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Started by the CIA because as it turns out Trade Wars aren't actually easy to win.
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by Joat42 » Tue Apr 14, 2020 10:08 am | |
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There's a lot of nutters out there. Go look up David Icke for example. --- Jack of all trades and destructive tinkerer. Anyone who have simple solutions for complex problems is a fool. |
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by Dilandu » Tue Apr 14, 2020 11:13 am | |
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Oh well, if shortening the front is what the Germans crave, Let's shorten it to very end - the length of Fuhrer's grave. (Red Army lyrics from 1945) |
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by Arol » Tue Apr 14, 2020 12:18 pm | |
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The Martians having read H.G Wells War of the Worlds; and the result thereof, decided on a preemptive strike.
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by cthia » Tue Apr 14, 2020 1:24 pm | |
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Well, their first strike is a misfire. The people in power are not minorities and senior citizens. If this is the beginning of biological warfare, then humanity is doomed. Doomed I tell you. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by Arol » Tue Apr 14, 2020 1:52 pm | |
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Ahh, but you see those wily aliens; having downloaded hundreds of thrillers, know that we are so conspiracy fixated that we’ll naturally assume the worst, and eventually retaliate against anyone and everyone! Leaving them to move in and pick up the pieces! Also having read War of the Worlds, they will also have taken precautions against our own nasty germs. You’re right we’re, doomed! |
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