Now representing Trump in his impeachment trial.
- Ken Starr - The guy who argued a president should be removed from office for lying about having sex will now argue illegally witholding aid from an allied nation at war to extort them into announcing criminal investigations of the president's political opponent and then obstructing the congressional investigation into that act is not impeachable conduct. Why him? Almost certainly because he said something Trump liked on Fox "News".
- Alan Dershowitz - Jeffrey Epstein's compatriot and defender of scum across the country. What do you want to do when you're the president of the United States under impeachment for your corrupt criminal acts? Hire the guy who was buddy buddy and defended the notorious sex trafficking pedophile that oh, was also your friend because hey, why not remind people of that too while you're at it? Why him? Probably because, again, he said something Trump liked on Fox "News".
- Pam Bondi - The former Florida State AG who dropped an investigation into Trump's fraud university after Trump made a sizable donation to her election campaign coffers. Because if you're going to be arguing things like "there was no quid pro quo!" you really want someone who is extremely familiar with the concept of a quid pro quo since they engaged in one with you really publicly to cover up some of your OTHER criminal misconduct.
You can't help but get the strong impression that Trump really does think the presidency is a reality TV show and he's trying to produce it for dramatic effect to get better ratings. Ooh! This will be a real twist! The audience will love it! they'll never see it coming! I bet we get picked up for another season after this!