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by isaac_newton » Wed Aug 21, 2019 7:46 am | |
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I put in an offer myself, but strangely I've had no reply.
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by noblehunter » Wed Aug 21, 2019 12:35 pm | |
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Did you cancel a planned trip to Denmark?
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by isaac_newton » Wed Aug 21, 2019 1:10 pm | |
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HOW DID YOU GUESS???? I'm biggly suprised!!!! FAKE NEWS |
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by noblehunter » Wed Aug 21, 2019 1:13 pm | |
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I was almost certain that the screenshot of that tweet was fake. |
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by TFLYTSNBN » Wed Aug 21, 2019 2:54 pm | |
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Well it isn't like Denmark was actually using Greenland for anything.
They got rid of the PM that Obama was flirting with so no point in visiting. |
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by edgeworthy » Thu Aug 22, 2019 7:41 pm | |
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Apparently Denmark and Greenland have made offers to buy the United States?
Denmark is basing its position on the perception that everything in the US is for sale. https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowit ... -to-buy-us Greenland's is based on the fact that they are the original owners and have the option to buy it back https://twitter.com/a7_FIN_SWE/status/1 ... 2061821958 |
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by TFLYTSNBN » Sat Aug 24, 2019 6:10 pm | |
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The US needs Greenland as a resetlement camp for all of the liberals who threaten to leave the US if President Bush or President Trump are elected.
Greenland could also become a relocation camp for illegal immigrants. The US could also make reparations to African Americans by offerring them 40 Hectares and a mule in Greenland. These actions would reduce the US homicide rate by about 70% which would be far more effective than banning "assault rifles" that are used in may be 1% of US homicides. |
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by gcomeau » Sat Aug 24, 2019 7:15 pm | |
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US Conservatives: "Why does everyone keep comparing us to Nazis, it's so unfair!?!?" Also US Conservatives: "Here is where we'll put the Camps where we'll Concentrate the groups of people we hate... now hmm, what shall we call them..." |
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by edgeworthy » Sat Aug 24, 2019 9:59 pm | |
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Oh "Madagascar Plan" ... well done on going full Nazi! |
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by Michael Everett » Sun Aug 25, 2019 3:44 am | |
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Just as a historical note which the Americans amongst us should know (but which the 'murikuns will probably be totally ignorant of), the USA purchased Alaska from Russia, a move which was roundly mocked in the press at the time and yet which both provided a large amount of resources and removed the potential for Russia to use it as a covert bridgehead for an invasion.
Had Russia thought ahead, they would have kept Alaska and developed it, America would probably have become far more militaristic as it fended off the repeated invasion attempts... ~~~~~~
I can't write anywhere near as well as Weber But I try nonetheless, And even do my own artwork. (Now on Twitter)and mentioned by RFC! ACNH Dreams at DA-6594-0940-7995 |
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