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Do you groan or do you laugh?
Post by Joat42   » Tue Dec 04, 2018 4:39 pm

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When Noah sends his animals to go forth and multiply, a pair of snakes replies "We can't multiply, we're adders" - so Noah builds them a log table.

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Re: Do you groan or do you laugh?
Post by TFLYTSNBN   » Wed Dec 05, 2018 10:33 am

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Joat42 wrote:When Noah sends his animals to go forth and multiply, a pair of snakes replies "We can't multiply, we're adders" - so Noah builds them a log table.



Groan and laugh.

Good one.

How about building them a slide rule?
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Re: Do you groan or do you laugh?
Post by Dilandu   » Thu Dec 06, 2018 2:18 am

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...But then herbivores started to complain that they would be unable to multiply fast enough from just a pair before predators would eat them all. The predators feared, that there wouldn't be enough herbivores to feed on them. The insect eaters complained that there wouldn't be enough insect pairs to feed them even in theory. The marine animals just considered this whole mess a particulary stupid idea. And a platypus threatened to hit Noah with his poisonous spur, if he do not provide luxurity conditions to him (they are pretty sencitive little critters). And, of course, nobody was really sure that the Ark was actually seaworthy, so the situation deteriorated rather quickly.

So God looked at this whole mess and decided: "You know, scrap all that flood. I just thought of much better idea, called impact events".
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