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Re: How to murder your husband
Post by cthia   » Mon Nov 05, 2018 8:06 am

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One of my friends . . .

Honey, if you're 25 and he's 70, give him a Cialis and let him come while he goes, during a 36 hr marathon. No court in the land is going to convict a wife for screwing her husband to death. Especially not with that shit eating grin left on his face.

Take your time calling 911, he normally sleeps after sex anyway.

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Re: How to murder your husband
Post by TFLYTSNBN   » Thu Nov 15, 2018 9:34 pm

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cthia wrote:One of my friends . . .

Honey, if you're 25 and he's 70, give him a Cialis and let him come while he goes, during a 36 hr marathon. No court in the land is going to convict a wife for screwing her husband to death. Especially not with that shit eating grin left on his face.

Take your time calling 911, he normally sleeps after sex anyway.



Back in 2008 when Senator McCain was running for President, I had fantasies of the old Keating Five geezer actually winning the election then over exerting himself celebrating his innaugeration with Cindy.
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