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How to murder your husband
Post by TFLYTSNBN   » Mon Sep 17, 2018 6:40 pm

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Post by Senior Chief   » Fri Oct 19, 2018 8:00 pm

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TFLYTSNBN wrote:https://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2018/09/how_to_murder_your_husband_aut.html



There are dozens and dozens of How To Books on the library book shelves listed under "Mystery" My wife must read 20 to 30 Murder Mystery books a month and has for years...
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Re: How to murder your husband
Post by Annachie   » Fri Oct 19, 2018 8:33 pm

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I'm a fan of the clasics.
Beat him over the head with a frozen leg of lamb, roast it, then feed it to the cops while they investigate. :)
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Post by Senior Chief   » Tue Oct 23, 2018 10:45 pm

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Annachie wrote:I'm a fan of the clasics.
Beat him over the head with a frozen leg of lamb, roast it, then feed it to the cops while they investigate. :)


I remember that tv show or was it a movie?
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Re: How to murder your husband
Post by Annachie   » Tue Oct 23, 2018 10:48 pm

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Senior Chief wrote:
Annachie wrote:I'm a fan of the clasics.
Beat him over the head with a frozen leg of lamb, roast it, then feed it to the cops while they investigate. :)


I remember that tv show or was it a movie?
Roald Dahl short story I think, later made into an episode of a TV show based on his works.
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Re: How to murder your husband
Post by cthia   » Fri Nov 02, 2018 1:40 am

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Annachie wrote:I'm a fan of the clasics.
Beat him over the head with a frozen leg of lamb, roast it, then feed it to the cops while they investigate. :)

Simply hilarious and foolproof. LOL

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Re: How to murder your husband
Post by Imaginos1892   » Fri Nov 02, 2018 3:56 pm

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Annachie wrote:I'm a fan of the clasics.

Beat him over the head with a frozen leg of lamb, roast it, then feed it to the cops while they investigate.

Or a frozen Tuna?

If you want a real classic, stab him with an icicle.

I saw a mystery where the victim was strangled with a leather thong on a beach — but there were no footprints within fifty feet of the body. The murderer made a bolo by freezing chunks of ice to the ends of the thong.
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Post by TFLYTSNBN   » Fri Nov 02, 2018 5:32 pm

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Imaginos1892 wrote:
Annachie wrote:I'm a fan of the clasics.

Beat him over the head with a frozen leg of lamb, roast it, then feed it to the cops while they investigate.

Or a frozen Tuna?

If you want a real classic, stab him with an icicle.

I saw a mystery where the victim was strangled with a leather thong on a beach — but there were no footprints within fifty feet of the body. The murderer made a bolo by freezing chunks of ice to the ends of the thong.
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Shotgun shell loaded with a slug of ice.
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Re: How to murder your husband
Post by Imaginos1892   » Fri Nov 02, 2018 5:49 pm

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TFLYTSNBN wrote:Shotgun shell loaded with a slug of ice.

It's been tried. All you get is a puff of steam.

Now, it is possible to kill somebody (or yourself) with a blank. The blast of hot gas can do a lot of damage to anything within a few inches of the gun's muzzle.
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Re: How to murder your husband
Post by doug941   » Mon Nov 05, 2018 1:33 am

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Imaginos1892 wrote:
Annachie wrote:I'm a fan of the clasics.

Beat him over the head with a frozen leg of lamb, roast it, then feed it to the cops while they investigate.

Or a frozen Tuna?

If you want a real classic, stab him with an icicle.

I saw a mystery where the victim was strangled with a leather thong on a beach — but there were no footprints within fifty feet of the body. The murderer made a bolo by freezing chunks of ice to the ends of the thong.
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They say I can't be a nonconformist because I’m not like the other nonconformists.


An icicle might or might not work being fragile. Try an icicle of Pykrete with a thin coat of pure ice, followed by dunking it in a bucket of boiling water to be dumped in the sawdust covering the backyard garden.
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