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Imaginos1892
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Interviewer: "What kind of job are you looking for?"
Me: "The kind where I work, and they pay me." |
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Imaginos1892
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What do you mean, I can't be a nonconformist because I don't look like the other nonconformists?
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cthia
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My Uncle to my sisters...
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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cthia
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Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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cthia
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My sister is fond of saying...
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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Imaginos1892
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About a really big, loud fly that got in the house. Fortunately, it was no match for the flyswatter. |
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Imaginos1892
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If you keep driving like that, you're going to kill us all! Or everybody else.
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pappilon
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Everybody has had a day like this. You know, the one when no matter how hard Management tries nothing seems to go wrong?
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The imagination has to be trained into foresight and empathy. Ursula K. LeGuinn ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |
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Imaginos1892
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Drinking doesn't solve your problems. It can make you not give a shit for a while, but then you wake up with a hangover and all your problems are still there.
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pappilon
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Money may not buy happiness but it sure can buy lots of happy memories.
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The imagination has to be trained into foresight and empathy. Ursula K. LeGuinn ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |
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