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cthia
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My brother said it best...
"I don't know what that is in the dark that keeps going bump in my family's night, but we all sleep a lot better knowing that whatever it is... daddy can shoot it." Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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Imaginos1892
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From a party:
The only reason you're not falling-down drunk is, you can't stand up in the first place! To be drunk again, you'd've had to sober up at some point! Why don't I have a few more drinks? Because I do not consider the symptoms of alcohol poisoning 'fun'. Drunk: "Hey, ya can't fly on one wing!" Non-drunk: "You just proved you can't fly on five wings, either." ——————— Last edited by Imaginos1892 on Mon Jul 09, 2018 10:26 pm, edited 3 times in total.
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Imaginos1892
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And now there are no singles ads on Craigslist. The idiots in government passed an idiotic law that allows the owners of Craigslist to be sued and/or prosecuted for material posted on their web site by people they have no control over. The whole Personal Ads section was taken down within days. Nobody will admit it, but the purpose of that law was to get rid of the prostitution ads that were mixed in with the more normal singles ads. My proof? The Part-Time Employment section was taken down two weeks later, after prostitution ads started showing up there. Okay, this is the Self-Proclaimed One-Liners topic, and I have, not one, but TWO One-Liners that apply here:
In this case, the cost so far is the entire Personal Ads and Part-Time Employment sections of Craigslist. What else will that blind-stupid law cost us? |
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Imaginos1892
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"Why aren't they open for breakfast?"
"It's an Italian restaurant." "Italians eat breakfast, don't they?" |
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cthia
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If a picture is worth a thousand words. Body language is like a Picasso.
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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cthia
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My brother. . .
Anyone wants to be a hero take one step forward. Ok two. Ok three. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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cthia
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Wanna find a needle in a haystack? Jump in naked.
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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Annachie
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I've been re-readong the Safehold series. E books.
The number of times I've seem "1" instead of "I" is crazy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You are so going to die. :p ~~~~ runsforcelery ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ still not dead. ![]() |
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Imaginos1892
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Why should your promises mean anything to me, when they mean nothing to you?
Always, ALWAYS have a Plan O — for Oh Shit. |
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Imaginos1892
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For those fundies that try to denigrate evolution by whining 'It's only a theory':
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