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Annachie
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Religion is following the messenger, spirituality is following the message.
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You are so going to die. :p ~~~~ runsforcelery ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ still not dead. ![]() |
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Imaginos1892
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If you can’t believe that life could exist without your god, the failure is in your understanding, not in the universe.
All species are transitional species — except the ones that fail to adapt, and go extinct. |
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Michael Everett
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Affirmative Action - The best way to fight against Racial Equality!
Seriously, who the [bleep] came up with the idea that skin color was a good substitute for knowledge and skill? The two things have NOTHING in common! ~~~~~~
I can't write anywhere near as well as Weber But I try nonetheless, And even do my own artwork. (Now on Twitter)and mentioned by RFC! ACNH Dreams at DA-6594-0940-7995 |
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Imaginos1892
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Well, obviously, the remedy for racism in the past is more racism today, only now it's directed against the 'right' people. Just ask Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton!
Hey, shouldn't racists be a protected group? They are a small minority, discriminated against and persecuted for their beliefs, even subjected to abuse and violence. Why, they meet all the criteria set forth by the 'progressives' for special treatment! ![]() |
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cthia
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My brother to one of his friends who keeps making the same mistake. . .
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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cthia
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My sister at the dinner table. . .
Don't be afraid. My bipolar disorder is exclusively a fight between ME, MYSELF and I. If you try and help ME. MYSELF and I are going to jump right in. She was put to task trying to discipline 7 of the neighbor's unruly kids. No, she's not bipolar, though it wasn't evident then. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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Imaginos1892
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I WILL get this line into my Date A Live story…
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Imaginos1892
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I learn from my mistakes. Pretty soon, I'll know everything!
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Imaginos1892
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Movie taglines that should have been…
Cast Away: Only Tom Hanks could make talking to a volleyball for two hours great. |
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cthia
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Retirement is simply the time to look around and see everything you didn't get a chance to do, finish, start or fix. Retirement is the time to really get busy.
And if you were a serious procrastinator . . . Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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