cthia wrote:And if you were a serious procrastinator . . .
Well, obviously, it's time to get busy procrastinating!
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Never put off till tomorrow what you can put off until next week.
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by Imaginos1892
» Fri Feb 01, 2019 10:31 pm
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Well, obviously, it's time to get busy procrastinating! ——————————— Never put off till tomorrow what you can put off until next week. |
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by Imaginos1892
» Thu Feb 14, 2019 7:43 pm
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The government 'fixes' things like an elephant fixing a watch.
The government's got a lot of tools, but they're all hammers. |
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by cthia
» Fri May 17, 2019 1:32 pm
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One of my sister's old sayings . . .
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Mon Jun 10, 2019 8:28 am
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A longtime friend of mine about his cousin's latest girlfriend . . .
"Why do you want a picture of his girlfriend to carry in your wallet?" "In case I meet Medusa, I can give as good as it gets." Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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