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by cthia » Thu Aug 21, 2014 9:24 pm | |
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My brother ...
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia » Thu Aug 21, 2014 9:37 pm | |
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Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by Imaginos1892 » Thu Aug 21, 2014 11:10 pm | |
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11 years ago, a company called SCO tried to sue every Linux user in the world by falsely claiming that A) Linux contained millions of lines of code "stolen" from Unix, and B) SCO owned Unix. Both of these were eventually proven to be, well, porkies. I said:
Many years ago, I would sometimes get sent to the principal's office for fighting. When I attempted to point out that the other boy started it and I had only defended myself, I'd get served with that tired old line:
At the time, I was unable to effectively articulate my objections to that asinine assertion, but now I have the perfect answer:
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by cthia » Thu Aug 21, 2014 11:28 pm | |
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Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia » Thu Aug 21, 2014 11:30 pm | |
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Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia » Thu Aug 21, 2014 11:41 pm | |
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My 12 yr-old niece
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by Imaginos1892 » Thu Aug 21, 2014 11:49 pm | |
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Tell her the thin air and reduced blood pressure up there inhibits brain function. |
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by Imaginos1892 » Thu Aug 21, 2014 11:52 pm | |
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Some of them hang out in the cathouse. |
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by cthia » Thu Aug 21, 2014 11:58 pm | |
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Yep, but that's what landed them in the doghouse. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by Imaginos1892 » Thu Aug 21, 2014 11:58 pm | |
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