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Self proclaimed one-liners

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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by Imaginos1892   » Thu Aug 17, 2017 8:56 pm

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Me: "The kind where I work, and they pay me."
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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by Imaginos1892   » Sat Sep 16, 2017 12:54 am

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What do you mean, I can't be a nonconformist because I don't look like the other nonconformists?
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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by cthia   » Tue Sep 19, 2017 5:16 am

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My Uncle to my sisters...
"It's quite alright to be a chauvinist, as long as you're not a pig."

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by cthia   » Thu Sep 21, 2017 10:39 am

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The inherent problem of studying the chickens and the eggs to determine which comes first will never be solved because we keep eating the chickens and the eggs.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by cthia   » Thu Sep 21, 2017 10:41 am

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My sister is fond of saying...
There are spies amongst the flies on the wall.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by Imaginos1892   » Wed Sep 27, 2017 9:08 pm

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That ain't just a fly, that's a bumble-fly!

About a really big, loud fly that got in the house. Fortunately, it was no match for the flyswatter.
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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by Imaginos1892   » Sat Oct 14, 2017 10:04 pm

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If you keep driving like that, you're going to kill us all! Or everybody else.
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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by pappilon   » Sun Oct 15, 2017 5:50 pm

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Everybody has had a day like this. You know, the one when no matter how hard Management tries nothing seems to go wrong?
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