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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by cthia   » Sat Jun 06, 2015 6:39 pm

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When are guidance counselors ever going to be held accountable for their actions?

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by cthia   » Sun Jun 07, 2015 2:58 am

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Mickey's monkey slipped him a mickey.

When Mickey awoke the next morning, he knew he could never tell.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by Imaginos1892   » Sun Jun 07, 2015 11:13 am

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cthia wrote:When are guidance counselors ever going to be held accountable for their actions?

Just before parole boards are held responsible for the crimes comitted by the known violent criminals they turn loose.
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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by cthia   » Sun Jun 07, 2015 12:05 pm

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Imaginos1892 wrote:
cthia wrote:When are guidance counselors ever going to be held accountable for their actions?

Just before parole boards are held responsible for the crimes comitted by the known violent criminals they turn loose.
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At my house, the "things that go bump in the night" are cats.

Isn't that the truth!

Regarding parole boards, I've asked this question many times --Who exactly are the repeat offenders?

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by cthia   » Sat Sep 12, 2015 9:48 am

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Life always has just two modes; that stuff inbetween... is just the hapless denigration of the one or the journey to enlightenment of the other.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by Rincewind   » Sat Sep 12, 2015 12:55 pm

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Something I have thought on a lot quite recently.

People who go on about Free Speech only believe in it when you agree with them.
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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by cthia   » Sun Oct 04, 2015 2:57 pm

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fallsfromtrees wrote:
The only problem with work is that it shoots the hell out of the day.

Think that's something, some jobs carry six-shooters.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by hanuman   » Sun Oct 04, 2015 4:51 pm

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Those who go looking for shit have a tendency to get dirty.

It has served me well over the years...
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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by cthia   » Thu Nov 05, 2015 7:04 am

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When you know where you stand with a woman, there's no problem with just laying with her.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by Imaginos1892   » Wed Nov 11, 2015 11:16 pm

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and when they got it, it ain't on sale!
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