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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by Imaginos1892   » Fri Feb 01, 2019 9:31 pm

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cthia wrote:And if you were a serious procrastinator . . .

Well, obviously, it's time to get busy procrastinating!
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Never put off till tomorrow what you can put off until next week.
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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by Imaginos1892   » Thu Feb 14, 2019 6:43 pm

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The government 'fixes' things like an elephant fixing a watch.

The government's got a lot of tools, but they're all hammers.
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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by cthia   » Fri May 17, 2019 12:32 pm

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One of my sister's old sayings . . .

They are the kind of people who would argue the sky isn't falling, even while it's pooling around their feet.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by cthia   » Mon Jun 10, 2019 7:28 am

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A longtime friend of mine about his cousin's latest girlfriend . . .

"Why do you want a picture of his girlfriend to carry in your wallet?"

"In case I meet Medusa, I can give as good as it gets."

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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