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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by Annachie   » Sun Aug 05, 2018 5:16 am

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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by Imaginos1892   » Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:40 am

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If you can’t believe that life could exist without your god, the failure is in your understanding, not in the universe.

All species are transitional species — except the ones that fail to adapt, and go extinct.
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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by Michael Everett   » Sat Aug 25, 2018 1:01 pm

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Affirmative Action - The best way to fight against Racial Equality!

Seriously, who the [bleep] came up with the idea that skin color was a good substitute for knowledge and skill? The two things have NOTHING in common!
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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by Imaginos1892   » Sat Aug 25, 2018 1:06 pm

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Well, obviously, the remedy for racism in the past is more racism today, only now it's directed against the 'right' people. Just ask Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton!

Hey, shouldn't racists be a protected group? They are a small minority, discriminated against and persecuted for their beliefs, even subjected to abuse and violence. Why, they meet all the criteria set forth by the 'progressives' for special treatment! :lol:
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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by cthia   » Thu Aug 30, 2018 6:09 am

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My brother to one of his friends who keeps making the same mistake. . .

"You need to walk a mile in my shoes!"

"Forward or backwards?"

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by cthia   » Thu Sep 06, 2018 2:58 pm

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My sister at the dinner table. . .


Don't be afraid. My bipolar disorder is exclusively a fight between ME, MYSELF and I.

If you try and help ME. MYSELF and I are going to jump right in.



She was put to task trying to discipline 7 of the neighbor's unruly kids. No, she's not bipolar, though it wasn't evident then.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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