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Self proclaimed one-liners

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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by cthia   » Sat Mar 17, 2018 7:29 am

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The misinformed and easily influenced, will be misinformed and easily influenced.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by cthia   » Thu Mar 22, 2018 2:19 am

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When we strive to become gods, we fail miserably at being men, and fail hopelessly at being gods.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by Imaginos1892   » Sat Mar 24, 2018 10:51 am

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At the bottom of all those warning signs that tell people not to do incredibly stupid things, there should be a final notice:

IF YOU ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO DO THAT AFTER READING THIS WARNING, YOU DESERVE TO DIE.
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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by Imaginos1892   » Thu Apr 05, 2018 1:53 am

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From my ongoing VanDread story:

Barnette wrote:Maybe I can't help you, but I'm not going to live with knowing I didn't even try.
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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by Imaginos1892   » Mon Apr 23, 2018 11:26 pm

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No matter what you write, some jackass will find a way to take offense, and try to blame it on you. I refuse to take any blame for offended jackasses.
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