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Self proclaimed one-liners

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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by Imaginos1892   » Thu Aug 17, 2017 8:56 pm

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Interviewer: "What kind of job are you looking for?"
Me: "The kind where I work, and they pay me."
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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by Imaginos1892   » Sat Sep 16, 2017 12:54 am

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What do you mean, I can't be a nonconformist because I don't look like the other nonconformists?
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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by cthia   » Tue Sep 19, 2017 5:16 am

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My Uncle to my sisters...
"It's quite alright to be a chauvinist, as long as you're not a pig."

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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