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Re: The Honorverse Best Seller List
Post by cthia   » Wed Jun 14, 2017 10:38 pm

cthia
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Perceived MAN tactics.
The MAN KAMIKAZE
Is doom headed this way?





Reviews:
The Manticoran Times wrote:A frightening account of what wicked this way may come by an anonymous retired military analyst.
Sphinx Kats Newscast (SKN) wrote:"They have no soul. They are grown and brainwashed in genetic vitro. They live only to die. "
Beowulf Howling wrote:"A chilling account that makes the kamikazes of Old Earth history look like a bunch of girl scout cookies."
The Grayson Testaments wrote:"Makes one hope they remain under a rock."
The Haven Harbor wrote:"Masterfully written."




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Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: The Honorverse Best Seller List
Post by cthia   » Fri Jun 16, 2017 6:55 am

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BREAKING NEWS

First broken on our affiliate station W-HOLT.

A very old wiretapping of a secret meeting in the House of Lords reminiscent of the Watergate scandal of yore is found and "leaked" to the public. Parts of audio is inaudible as the subject seems to be spouting incoherent vehemence through gritted teeth...

"Have you all gone mad! That out of control lunatic simply cannot be allowed to have a seat in the Lords!"

"Why not?"

" :o " ...

"BECAUSE IT'D ONLY BE A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE THAT HOLIER-THAN-THOU JUMPED-UP BASEBORN BITCH..."

"#@&%$" (bleep)

"#%$@#@##@$@#$@#$" (inaudible)

"@%&%" (bleep)

"IS LORD OF THE WHOLE PHUCKING REALM!"

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Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: The Honorverse Best Seller List
Post by cthia   » Fri Jun 16, 2017 8:42 am

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and I shall carve her
IIIIIIIIIIIIIF O C U SIIIIIIIIIIII
Eloise Pritchart
one body at a time



Prologue: When they take away her straw she makes bricks out of bodies. For she shall rebuild her Republic off the backs of great or not so great men.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: The Honorverse Best Seller List
Post by cthia   » Tue Jul 18, 2017 4:29 pm

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THE OFFICIAL Handbook
CASE:ZULU
Official Regulations and Training



Due to a glitch in our system this has been superseded by an edited post.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: The Honorverse Best Seller List
Post by cthia   » Fri Aug 11, 2017 8:17 am

cthia
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The official bible and roadmap.
THE HOUSEMAN REPORT
Unprecedented system growth.





Preface
A brilliant economist. The verve that has gone into this report is astounding. It has become the official book of managing a star system's economy. Comprehensive. All encompassing.

This publishing is quickly becoming legendary out in the Verge and beyond and the Solarian League is frightened. Mr. Reginald Houseman has proved that the pen truly is mightier than the sword. The natives are growing restless.








Reviews:
The Manticoran Times wrote:"Brilliant economist!"
Sphinx Kats Newscast (SKN) wrote:"The bible of system survival."
Beowulf Howling wrote:"A friend to the Verge!"
The Grayson Testaments wrote:"A report that has found its proper place."
The Haven Harbor wrote:"We've ordered a shipload of copies."

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: The Honorverse Best Seller List
Post by lyonheart   » Tue Aug 15, 2017 7:47 am

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Hi cthia,

Kudos.

Some of these belong on your humor page.

L


cthia wrote:
The official bible and roadmap.
THE HOUSEMAN REPORT
Unprecedented system growth.





Preface
A brilliant economist. The verve that has gone into this report is astounding. It has become the official book of managing a star system's economy. Comprehensive. All encompassing.

This publishing is quickly becoming legendary out in the Verge and beyond and the Solarian League is frightened. Mr. Reginald Houseman has proved that the pen truly is mightier than the sword. The natives are growing restless.








Reviews:
The Manticoran Times wrote:"Brilliant economist!"
Sphinx Kats Newscast (SKN) wrote:"The bible of system survival."
Beowulf Howling wrote:"A friend to the Verge!"
The Grayson Testaments wrote:"A report that has found its proper place."
The Haven Harbor wrote:"We've ordered a shipload of copies."
Any snippet or post from RFC is good if not great!
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Re: The Honorverse Best Seller List
Post by cthia   » Tue Aug 15, 2017 1:44 pm

cthia
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Posts: 7797
Joined: Thu Jan 23, 2014 1:10 pm

cthia wrote:
The official bible and roadmap.
THE HOUSEMAN REPORT
Unprecedented system growth.





Preface
A brilliant economist. The verve that has gone into this report is astounding. It has become the official book of managing a star system's economy. Comprehensive. All encompassing.

This publishing is quickly becoming legendary out in the Verge and beyond and the Solarian League is frightened. Mr. Reginald Houseman has proved that the pen truly is mightier than the sword. The natives are growing restless.








Reviews:
The Manticoran Times wrote:"Brilliant economist!"
Sphinx Kats Newscast (SKN) wrote:"The bible of system survival."
Beowulf Howling wrote:"A friend to the Verge!"
The Grayson Testaments wrote:"A report that has found its proper place."
The Haven Harbor wrote:"We've ordered a shipload of copies."
lyonheart wrote:quote="lyonheart"]Hi cthia,

Kudos.

Some of these belong on your humor page.

L


Some of them are on Pokermind's humor page if you care to bother. The Breaking News post was first broken on W-HOLT.

Try clicking on it. It is red for a reason. A couple other's have their roots in the humor thread as well.

Again, the humor thread is not my own. I can't take credit for such an entertaining thread. I do seem to be carrying the thread on my own shoulders, alone, and I take up the gantlet and do what I must. I can hardly imagine how ornery many of you would get, without your coffee and something to smile and laugh about.

A little help from the peanut gallery once in a while would be nice, y'all. Surely there's more than grouchy in the pouchy.

Some of you do contribute once in a while.

My most humble and grateful thanks.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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