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by pushmar
» Thu May 19, 2016 9:33 pm
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"These Purple-Thorn Berries are not ripe" said Golden Voice tartly.
"Fire all broadside grasers!" beamed Honor brightly. "Throw them down into the oubliette." said the Queen condescendingly. "I have to do the checklist all over again." Chief Wanderman remarked. (I know, too easy) "This coffee is horrible!" spat Honor bitterly. "Tribarrel? Where?" Honor said disarmingly. |
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by wkernochan
» Thu May 19, 2016 10:01 pm
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"Well, we did ricochet off the delta band a couple of times," White Haven said bouncily.
"What we need is a new Queen of Torch," said Benjamin unbearably. "Oops, wrong button," said Shannon depressedly. |
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by cthia
» Fri May 20, 2016 6:45 am
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Though I love it, I've never been too good at this, takes far too much brilliance than I've got, cthia says with uncertainty.
"You're licking me with your brilliance," cthia says tongue in cheek. "What's the matter, cat got your tongue?," says Nimitz while bloody tongue in cheek. "You're humorous demands from your pitiful fleet are making us LOFAO," said the SLN officer who can't find his own arse. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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