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Enquiring Treecats
Post by cthia   » Thu Jan 15, 2015 11:56 am

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What do our treecats want to know? Now that they can sign?

"Why do human males only have one thing on their minds, always?

"Why are humans such animals in the hay?"

"Why do so many assholes get promoted? Wholeasses too?"


What do humans want to ask them?


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Re: Enquiring Treecats
Post by cthia   » Thu Jan 15, 2015 12:03 pm

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Nimitz "I've always wanted to know Sally. Why didn't you shoot that asshole Young long ago? And why didn't you put two bullets in his gonads?!"

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Enquiring Treecats
Post by SharkHunter   » Thu Jan 15, 2015 2:39 pm

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cthia wrote:Nimitz "I've always wanted to know Sally. Why didn't you shoot that asshole Young long ago? And why didn't you put two bullets in his gonads?!"
Actually, I think Nimitz question might have been "aside from the bloodstains on the carpet, why didn't you let me remove his gonads?"
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Re: Enquiring Treecats
Post by SharkHunter   » Thu Jan 15, 2015 2:40 pm

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cthia wrote:What do our treecats want to know? Now that they can sign?
Sorry, can't resist...

What does this button do?
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Re: Enquiring Treecats
Post by SharkHunter   » Thu Jan 15, 2015 4:25 pm

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cthia wrote:What do our treecats want to know? Now that they can sign?

Nimitz: < which one of you wiseacre(s) gave the Harrington House chipmunk a paintball pulser? >
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Re: Enquiring Treecats
Post by cthia   » Thu Jan 15, 2015 4:32 pm

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SharkHunter wrote:
cthia wrote:What do our treecats want to know? Now that they can sign?

Nimitz: < which one of you wiseacre(s) gave the Harrington House chipmunk a paintball pulser? >

:lol:

Who gave the Keys keys?

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Enquiring Treecats
Post by cthia   » Thu Jan 15, 2015 5:13 pm

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SharkHunter wrote:
cthia wrote:What do our treecats want to know? Now that they can sign?
Sorry, can't resist...

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If aboard Shannon's ship, that could be a rather loaded question. :lol:


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Re: Enquiring Treecats
Post by cthia   » Thu Jan 15, 2015 5:20 pm

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"WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG TO FIND THE PEOPLE'S ENEMIES?"

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Enquiring Treecats
Post by fallsfromtrees   » Thu Jan 15, 2015 7:52 pm

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If cellulose clogs our guts, why don't you make a celery shake that has the cellulose removed so we can truly enjoy it.
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Re: Enquiring Treecats
Post by saber964   » Thu Jan 15, 2015 8:18 pm

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fallsfromtrees wrote:If cellulose clogs our guts, why don't you make a celery shake that has the cellulose removed so we can truly enjoy it.


Who needs shakes why not just shove celery into a juicer and filter out the pulp.
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