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by cthia » Thu Jan 15, 2015 11:56 am | |
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What do our treecats want to know? Now that they can sign?
"Why do human males only have one thing on their minds, always? "Why are humans such animals in the hay?" "Why do so many assholes get promoted? Wholeasses too?" What do humans want to ask them? . Last edited by cthia on Fri Jan 16, 2015 8:27 pm, edited 2 times in total.
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by cthia » Thu Jan 15, 2015 12:03 pm | |
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Nimitz "I've always wanted to know Sally. Why didn't you shoot that asshole Young long ago? And why didn't you put two bullets in his gonads?!"
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by SharkHunter » Thu Jan 15, 2015 2:39 pm | |
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Actually, I think Nimitz question might have been "aside from the bloodstains on the carpet, why didn't you let me remove his gonads?" ---------------------
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by SharkHunter » Thu Jan 15, 2015 2:40 pm | |
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Sorry, can't resist... What does this button do? ---------------------
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by SharkHunter » Thu Jan 15, 2015 4:25 pm | |
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Nimitz: < which one of you wiseacre(s) gave the Harrington House chipmunk a paintball pulser? > ---------------------
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by cthia » Thu Jan 15, 2015 4:32 pm | |
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Who gave the Keys keys? Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia » Thu Jan 15, 2015 5:13 pm | |
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If aboard Shannon's ship, that could be a rather loaded question. ****** * "Can treecat clans get regular air-drops of celery?" Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia » Thu Jan 15, 2015 5:20 pm | |
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"WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG TO FIND THE PEOPLE'S ENEMIES?"
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by fallsfromtrees » Thu Jan 15, 2015 7:52 pm | |
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If cellulose clogs our guts, why don't you make a celery shake that has the cellulose removed so we can truly enjoy it.
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by saber964 » Thu Jan 15, 2015 8:18 pm | |
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Who needs shakes why not just shove celery into a juicer and filter out the pulp. |
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