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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Mon Aug 07, 2017 7:50 am

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You don't really have to understand how something works to make effective use of it. You just have to understand what it does and what it can't do. Last I knew nobody at the apple store is making you take tests in semiconductor physics or verify your degree in RF engineering before allowing you to buy an iPhone, but people seem to do OK with them anyhow.
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Even if you can't operate a minicomp or any of the "Fleet 2000" Initiative systems, and even if you don't really know how the SLN operates, don't worry about it. We got your back. —SLN

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Mon Aug 07, 2017 12:36 pm

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cthia wrote:
THE S L N WANTS YOU
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You don't really have to understand how something works to make effective use of it. You just have to understand what it does and what it can't do. Last I knew nobody at the apple store is making you take tests in semiconductor physics or verify your degree in RF engineering before allowing you to buy an iPhone, but people seem to do OK with them anyhow. —Fleet Admiral kzt
Even if you can't operate a minicomp or any of the "Fleet 2000" Initiative systems, and even if you don't really know how the SLN operates, don't worry about it. We got your back. —SLN



We ain't no pussycats. —The Solarian Gender Marys

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Wed Aug 09, 2017 5:49 am

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There's a commercial floating around on HD that Harrington has finally endorsed. It is a commercial about pantyhose. Honor's pantyhose were caught on video running in several places when she entered the bar to smack down Denver Summervale.

"Women, wear the hose that stands up to your anger. With our new Sallyhosen Bitchslaps, you can count on getting all of the support that you need. These leader-hosen won't get so frightened that they run too."

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Wed Aug 09, 2017 11:09 am

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< ... ... :o ... ... :D ... ... Turnabout is fair play>


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Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Wed Aug 16, 2017 4:43 pm

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After learning of Victor Cachat's hand in saving Berry and Lars, Harrington was said to have introduced him to Hammerwell...

"It should help with any of your future groundside deathrides."

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by MAD-4A   » Wed Aug 16, 2017 5:20 pm

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cthia wrote:< ... ... :o ... ... :D ... ... Turnabout is fair play>

:twisted: :twisted: <Now I have y :o u. Alone. Naked. In the shower.> :twisted:



I'm not in here with you :x ...you're in here with me!!! ... :o
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Thu Aug 17, 2017 10:37 am

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Honor is the safest person I know from succumbing to Alzheimers.

With all of the hats she wore, she's bound to remember one of 'em.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Sat Aug 19, 2017 7:57 am

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Dontcha just love these two?


"You don't think Hexapumas are the worst creatures in the galaxy?"

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Not since joining the RMN and seeing the galaxy Honor. That title goes to...

1. Cordelia Ransom on the rag
2. MAlignant Mesans
3. Pavel Young
4. Crandall pooping pinecones
5. And your mother at dinner parties.
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" :lol: I'm gonna tell mother."

< :o And you!>

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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