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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Tue Jul 11, 2017 5:00 am

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Two hundred plus years into the future the Conservative Association finally gets its day in the sun. Almost defiant in tone with Elizabeth, now that the rabbit has the gun...

"We tried to tell you over a century ago Elizabeth! It will take 3 years to fully brand Mrs. Harrington! You do realize just how much shit we have penned on her over the decades and have to systematically snatch off of her, don't you? Hell, she's even wearing patches on her knickers now! And we can't just snatch the 'Star of Grayson' off of her like it's some cheap piece of jewelry. The Graysons won't take too kindly to that. They're requesting a three day ceremony for Christ sakes!...

We told you idiots to stop blowing smoke up Harrington's ass. We told you and we told you. Her legal team, everything over at Hauptmans, every lawyer on Grayson, every lawyer on the payroll at Skydomes and many other scattered about the galaxy has found loopholes in the government! THEREFORE, she remains FIRST SPACE LORD and GRAND DAME OF FLEET, still in charge of Home Fleet until we've completely removed every single patch, stripe, insignia, pin, medal, medal, medal, medal—ad infinitum!!!...

And precedence, and her legal team!, says we have to start snatching them off in the order received! SO SHE'LL STILL BE A FUCKING GRAND FLEET OF FLEETS ADMIRAL THREE YEARS FROM NOW! YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!!! We told you to remove Harrington long before she was 150-yrs-old. Now she's 275, senile and all powerful!!!"

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Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Tue Jul 11, 2017 5:57 am

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Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Tue Jul 18, 2017 5:40 pm

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MISTRESS THORN COOKS SPICY
Menu: Sphinxian Hot Tamales with Sphinxian Hot chili peppers served with a traditionally hot Sphinixian soup.


<Boing boing boing boing boing!>

"What's wrong Piper?"

<THIS SHIT IS HOT! Mistress Thorn!>

"WHAT DID YOU JUST EAT?"

<Your silly chili celery soup!>

"Which pot?"

<Red pot!>

" :o That's not Silly Chili Celery Soup! The red pot is SPHINXIAN SUPER SPICY SILLY CHILI CELERY SOUP! FIFTY-FIVE ALARM! It wasn't meant for you 'Cats! ... Stop jumping!"

<Not jumping! Steam coming out of ears! Acting like thrusters!>

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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