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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by saber964   » Mon Jan 30, 2017 4:56 pm

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cthia wrote:
ncwolf wrote:Hey, Did you hear the conversation between two mosquitos on Torch? It seems these two mosquitos were dragging off an unfortunate soul between them. One turned to his partner and asked, "Should we eat him here or carry him back to the swamp?"
"Let's eat him here. If we carry him back, one of the big ones will take him away from us."

"Good, I seem to be listing to one side. Need to refill the storage tank under my left wing."

"Be sure to fly low enough to avoid radar, they're beginning to mistake us for UFO's."

"My big brother was responsible for a Case Zulu last week!"

:lol: :lol: :lol:


This is funny as all get out! The punch line thru me a curve. Being from the South, I love big mosquito jokes.



Yes and no on that.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by ncwolf   » Tue Jan 31, 2017 8:50 pm

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cthia wrote:
ncwolf wrote:Hey, Did you hear the conversation between two mosquitos on Torch? It seems these two mosquitos were dragging off an unfortunate soul between them. One turned to his partner and asked, "Should we eat him here or carry him back to the swamp?"
"Let's eat him here. If we carry him back, one of the big ones will take him away from us."

"Good, I seem to be listing to one side. Need to refill the storage tank under my left wing."

"Be sure to fly low enough to avoid radar, they're beginning to mistake us for UFO's."

"My big brother was responsible for a Case Zulu last week!"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

This is funny as all get out! The punch line thru me a curve. Being from the South, I love big mosquito jokes.



Nice addition---even more so!

(Importation of even more so powder is illegal in the Star Empire of Manticore.)
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Sun Feb 26, 2017 5:20 am

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Pirates: Coordinates 16453/666.66

"Oh shit! That's Pavel Young's ship!"

"We're rich!"




Pirates: Coordinates 16455/777.77

"Oh shit! That's Harrington's ship!"

"Phuck that! We're outta here!"

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Thu Mar 09, 2017 11:27 am

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For the Tinfoil Hat Crowd :lol:

Image

Poker & Mange
CPO Poker Mind Image and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.

"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Tue Mar 28, 2017 6:47 am

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"Nimitz! Why are your eyes rolling?!"

<Get out Honor! I'm having phone sex!>

"Phone sex? But you don't have a phone."

<Telempaths don't need phones!>

"But your transmitter is broken!"

<But my receiver ain't! Now get out!>

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by Fox2!   » Tue Mar 28, 2017 9:13 pm

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pokermind wrote:For the Tinfoil Hat Crowd :lol:

Image

Poker & Mange



Should have cheated a bit and scooched the dog tag onto Tasmania.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by Michael Everett   » Fri Apr 07, 2017 4:32 pm

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I can't write anywhere near as well as Weber
But I try nonetheless, And even do my own artwork.

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