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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by Brigade XO   » Wed Jun 12, 2019 8:08 pm

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cthia wrote:Pavel Young's Memoirs

"Salamanders sure are slippery when they're wet."


Some Salamanders have a tendency to burn things, wet or not.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Thu Jun 13, 2019 9:53 pm

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Brigade XO wrote:
cthia wrote:Pavel Young's Memoirs

"Salamanders sure are slippery when they're wet."


Some Salamanders have a tendency to burn things, wet or not.



So, she's wet, spicy hot, sometimes sweet and sometimes sour. Sounds like Asian cuisine to me. It's obvious Young didn't speak Chinese well.

He thought he was ordering 1. Sum Yung Chick...Hot and Spicy.

He really ordered the special 2. Sum Dum Fuc. Raw and Bloody. Then he proceeded to bite off more than he could chew.

He should have stuck with his usual 3. Rai Ping Yu served over a hot bed of 4. Sum Dum Ho.

Actually, he never should have tried the new eatery. SITUASIAN. But he thought they really did serve up horse.

His fortune cookie tried to warn him . . .

Wong take out. Lim ping.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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