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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Mon Aug 07, 2017 7:50 am

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Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Mon Aug 07, 2017 12:36 pm

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cthia wrote:
THE S L N WANTS YOU
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Even if you can't operate a minicomp or any of the "Fleet 2000" Initiative systems, and even if you don't really know how the SLN operates, don't worry about it. We got your back. —SLN



We ain't no pussycats. —The Solarian Gender Marys

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Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Wed Aug 09, 2017 5:49 am

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There's a commercial floating around on HD that Harrington has finally endorsed. It is a commercial about pantyhose. Honor's pantyhose were caught on video running in several places when she entered the bar to smack down Denver Summervale.

"Women, wear the hose that stands up to your anger. With our new Sallyhosen Bitchslaps, you can count on getting all of the support that you need. These leader-hosen won't get so frightened that they run too."

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Wed Aug 09, 2017 11:09 am

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< ... ... :o ... ... :D ... ... Turnabout is fair play>


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Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Wed Aug 16, 2017 4:43 pm

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After learning of Victor Cachat's hand in saving Berry and Lars, Harrington was said to have introduced him to Hammerwell...

"It should help with any of your future groundside deathrides."

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by MAD-4A   » Wed Aug 16, 2017 5:20 pm

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cthia wrote:< ... ... :o ... ... :D ... ... Turnabout is fair play>

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I'm not in here with you :x ...you're in here with me!!! ... :o
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Thu Aug 17, 2017 10:37 am

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Honor is the safest person I know from succumbing to Alzheimers.

With all of the hats she wore, she's bound to remember one of 'em.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Sat Aug 19, 2017 7:57 am

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Dontcha just love these two?


"You don't think Hexapumas are the worst creatures in the galaxy?"

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Not since joining the RMN and seeing the galaxy Honor. That title goes to...

1. Cordelia Ransom who's always on the rag
2. MAlignant Mesans
3. Pavel Young
4. Crandall pooping pinecones
5. And your mother at dinner parties.
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" :lol: I'm gonna tell mother."

< :o And you!>

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Wed Aug 23, 2017 7:48 am

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What an idiot Young was. He expected a contract killer to defeat Harrington on her own Field of Honor? :lol:

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Wed Aug 23, 2017 7:56 am

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Pavel Young's enemies were really ragging on him at the country club immediately after news of the coward's hiring of a contract killer broke. They capitalized on the moment with Young's tendency to call Harrington a baseborn bitch, by engaging in loud raucous jokes...


A woman walks into a bar.

A very cool customer offers her three drinks. Bitch? Bitch? Bitch?

The woman slaps him. Again and again. Again and again. Again and again.

The bartender says "I guess she wanted three double slaps, instead of three single schnapss."
A woman walks into a bar, confronts a contract killer and slaps him.

Whack!

"I just hired you to face me!"
A woman walks into a bar dressed as Mcgruff the crime dog.

She sees an illegal contract killer and helps take a bitch outta crime.
A cross dresser walks into a bar dressed as a contract killer.

A bitch walks into the bar behind him.

Two bitches walk out.

Ah, isn't that sweet.
Heard of the new mixed drink, the Baseborn Bitch?

What is it?

A regular Bitch—slapped, shaken and stirred!
A woman walks into a bar

After she leaves the bartender turns to a man and says "You really shouldn't have impugned Honor."


Poor Young.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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