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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by Yow   » Mon Apr 07, 2014 9:13 am

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cthia wrote:Honor Harrington met James Bond. The one surviving star from Old Earth. Their initial introduction went as expected.
"Bond. James Bond."
"Mander. Sally Mander."


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:o Oh my God it worked!!! :geek: I'm a genius!

:( Oh poo, now I'm going to get in trouble.

Cthia's father ~ "Son, do not cater to the common belief that a person has to earn respect. That is not true. You should give every person respect right from the start. What a person has to earn is your continued respect!"
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by Yow   » Mon Apr 07, 2014 9:18 am

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:cry: Thank you Pokermind!!! You're so Awesome! :ugeek: You too, Mange!

Cthia's father ~ "Son, do not cater to the common belief that a person has to earn respect. That is not true. You should give every person respect right from the start. What a person has to earn is your continued respect!"
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Mon Apr 07, 2014 9:24 am

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To quote French cover artist Genkis, "You make me to blush."

Poker :oops:

Yow wrote::cry: Thank you Pokermind!!! You're so Awesome! :ugeek: You too, Mange!
CPO Poker Mind Image and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.

"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Wed Apr 09, 2014 5:36 am

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We just learned of Honor's favorite computer operating system...Ubuntu 13.10 Saucy Salamander.

Yes, there really is such a thing.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Wed Apr 09, 2014 8:23 am

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A treecat, hexapuma, peak bear and a gremlin became friends after the Yawata strike, vowing to avenge their fallen comrades should the two-legs ever reveal the face of the enemy. They vowed to live together in this unlikely band of heroes and had set up home deep in an uncharted Sphinx forest with plenty to hunt surrounded by beautiful acreages of wild celery patches.

Their friendship became deep and they often argued over who's the toughest.

"I'm the baddest mother-freakin' killer on the face o' the planet and ye all know it," said the hexapuma.

"Hrmmph, I'd have you for lunch and be pickin' ma teeth while starin' at Gremly over there," growled the peak bear.

"It's after midnite y'all, don't mess with Gremly after midnite," the Gremlin snarled."

Having said their peace they all turned to the unspoken treecat.

"Ok then," flattening his ears, "I'd kill all of you bitches for tearing up my celery patch! WHAT!"

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Wed Apr 09, 2014 3:12 pm

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Cthia wrote:
Honor Harrington met James Bond. The one surviving star from Old Earth. Their initial introduction went as expected...

"Bond. James Bond."
"Mander. Sally Mander."

Yow wrote:Image

:o Oh my God it worked!!! :geek: I'm a genius!

:( Oh poo, now I'm going to get in trouble.

Oh no! :o What have we done? We've created a terror. Or rather Pokermind created his own mini-me. :lol:

Nice job Yow. I've used your work as a desktop background for my tablet. Thanks!

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Wed Apr 09, 2014 4:23 pm

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Chief [Evil laugh]

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"All I want for Christmas is friken sharks with laser beams mounted on their heads"

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Mange <Some one call the guys with the white coats and butterfly nets, quick!>

Poker & Mange
CPO Poker Mind Image and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.

"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:55 am

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The first same sex treecat marriage was a bust when the treecat Pink Panther concluded his vows and his would be bondee the treecat Snagglepus left him at the altar. Snagglepus was heard saying, yep...
Exit. Stage left. Stage right. E-ven!

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Thu Apr 10, 2014 7:15 pm

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A rash of pickpockets has been occuring in downtown Landing. Seems all four pockets have been picked simulataneously. No suspects as of yet.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Fri Apr 11, 2014 7:45 am

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cthia wrote:Branch Leaper. Laughs Brightly. Golden Voice.

Mommy, mommy, I wanna treecat! I do mommy, I do. Really I do. Can I have one mommy? Can I huh can I huh can I huh?


Mange, <Foolish two-leg the People are not pets. Bonding is when one of the People finds a mind-glow so tasty they cannot live without the mind-glow’s taste. Such a person gives up his Clan except for brief visits. They also usually give up the chance for taking a mate also.>

Chief, “Since A Raising Thunder the treecats have added another relationship between themselves and humanity that of helpers. Such ‘cats are not bonded but have a job either helping their human in the war, or not seen so far in the books bringing back knowledge and skills to allow the ‘cats to evolve into a technological species. Mange is such a ‘cat learning metal biting, becoming a machinist, that he will later bring back to his people.”

<So young cthia if you wish a ‘cat you must visit the People on Sphinx in hopes of having one bond with you or, get one assigned as a guardian or helper. Mommy can’t give you one :P Also in my Snarks at Admirals persona, your mind glow needs a lot of work to become tasty, just saying ;) >

“A cartoon to lighten the mood:”

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<Ouch!>

Poker & Mange
CPO Poker Mind Image and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.

"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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