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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Thu Sep 06, 2018 5:45 pm

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MA: Streak Boat 999
Code Name: Witch on her Stick


I admit film is responsible for a lot of my baggage.

Can you imagine Albrecht Detweiler's personal Streak Boat having this exact same Josey Wale's moment?

IOW, Albrecht Detweiler does his best Josey Wales impression. . .


OUTLAW JOSEY WALES

"Ahh! Un huh! Looka here boys. We done caught ourselves. . .
Josey Wales!"

"Is that her Bubba? Is that Miss greased lighnin' herself?"

"Yep, she is! You better watch her though, I hear she's real fast."

"Why don't you just ease that pistol right on out a mite slow, butt first. . . that's right. . .that's right."

"Oh shit, that's a graser!"

"BOOM!"

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Wed Sep 12, 2018 12:17 pm

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Scrags are being cast in a reboot of an old Marvel comics movie.

Ex-Men.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Wed Sep 12, 2018 4:51 pm

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That poor Dispatch Boat tasked with fetching Tsang


Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by Kael Posavatz   » Wed Sep 12, 2018 7:55 pm

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cthia wrote:Scrags are being cast in a reboot of an old Marvel comics movie.

Ex-Men.

That is terrible. You should be ashamed. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Sat Sep 22, 2018 7:03 pm

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cthia wrote:
BREAKING NEWS

A very old wiretapping of a secret meeting in the House of Lords reminiscent of the Watergate scandal of yore is found and "leaked" to the public. Parts of audio is inaudible as the subject seems to be spouting incoherent vehemence through gritted teeth...

"Have you all gone mad! That out of control lunatic simply cannot be allowed to have a seat in the Lords!"

"Why not?"

" :o "BECAUSE IT'D ONLY BE A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE THAT HOLIER-THAN-THOU JUMPED-UP BASEBORN BI—" (bleep)

"#@&%$" (bleep)

"#%$@#@##@$@#$@#$" (inaudible)

"@%&%" (bleep)

"IS LORD OF THE WHOLE PHUCKING REALM!"

cthia wrote:The heated discussion continues.

"No! No! No! Aren't you all listening?! She's a Salamader that dances on clouds with a six-legged demon on her shoulder! She's nuts I tell you! Can't you see she's nuts!"

"Stop flailing your arms. We don't know sign language."


"She did what?! We exiled her to Grayson and she cut the head clean off of a phucking Key? She's out of control I tell you! Can't you idiots see now the bitch is waaaaaaaaay out of controoooooooooooolllllllllllllllll! . . . THE BITCH IS PURE-TEE PROLONGED CRAZY!"

"We still think you're overreac—"

"She's a phucking genie with wires crossed! Blink three times you die!"

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Sun Sep 30, 2018 2:07 pm

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Oh come on! Was there anyone willing to be decent about Honor's long, ungainly legs . . .

Even the Peeps were stalking h o r s e.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Tue Oct 02, 2018 1:24 pm

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ws Bulletin . . . . . . . . News Bul

Beowulf laid it all on the line at the referendum. They put a finger on why they divorced the League.

Apparently the nasty League gave her a serious case of the runs. Then after the vote Beowulf developed an even worse case of the claps.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Wed Oct 10, 2018 7:33 am

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Grayson 'Cats on High Octane


"OMG! What's going on with the 'Cats?" Riiiip! Crrrrash! Shred!

"You said to let them try out a bowl of coffee each."

"Decaffeinated you idiot! Decaffeinated!"

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Thu Oct 18, 2018 6:58 am

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After coming across a watch, a conscientious officer returned it to its rightful owner via the inscription on its back. To Honor, Love Dad.

TIMEX . . . she takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin.'

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Fri Dec 21, 2018 10:52 am

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Some Holiday Cheer

How do you keep a Cat from cheating on a test?

You use the Honor system.

Vigilante treecat justice . . .

<Hang the SOB from a tree and swing from his limbs>

Do treecats believe in God?

<Well, we did convince the hexapumas that higher beings live in trees>


Treecats and Idioms.

Before Honor's swim . . .

<Back to the drowning board>

What do you think about Burdette losing his head?

<At least it didn't cost him an arm and a leg>

The 'Cats description of Nimitz during the Maccabeus coup . . .

<He was up in arms>

After the death of Santino.

<Elvis has left the building>

Why do 'Cats somersault onto people's shoulders?

<We like to hit the nail on the head>
<Bounce off one's rocker>
<Be on the ball>

Why do Treecats kill so fast?

<We like to make a long story short>

Why did both of you attack him together?

<We were on a date and decided to go Dutch>

If Jack Kevorkian is embraced in the Honorverse. It would give a new meaning to Jacking off.

Right before attempting to rape her, Pavel Young told Honor to pony up.


A blast from the past . . .

Cthia's Greatest Holiday Hits

Cthia's Greatest Holiday Hits 2017

Keep laughter alive. Presently, it's our only form of prolong.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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